In a league of mere mortals, one player stands head and shoulders above them all… Captain Jack Serda @jserda . Often listed as the sidekick of Whaler Goliath @youngtr7, Serda has proven to be the top billed player on the squad. #10 adorned in green and blue proved last night against the ailing Ducks that he is amongst the most pure scorers in the MNL. Serda was all over the score sheet on Monday night netting four goals and two minutes in penalties. “He’s a very gifted hockey player and a positive role model for young children” commented an awe inspired @brandtwill after the game.

Serda could not be contained by the opposing Ducks. @Tim D’Onofrio watched at least a dozen times as he eloquently strode by him. “The guy is a class act and a humanitarian” Turtle stated. “Jack is the kinda guy women want to be with and men want to be” team mate @dougefresh gushingly said. Serda seems to be the complete package. He skates with grace, has the vision of a hawk, the heart of a lion and the scoring touch of a @chad_paulinski and @davep.

Fellow Hat Trick Lounge inductee @pauley welcomed him into his smoking jacket. “We already had one waiting for him this season. I was just wondering when we would skip it around his shoulders Master’s style” grinned Proctor. With Serda’s effort last night his team has propelled up the SLACK Power Rankings. “The sky is the limit with these guys” observed league matriarch @CHIP! . Let’s just hope his fellow Whaler team mates don’t trip over his cape.

Dickie Dunn