Tuesday’s With Dickie

In an effort to mix things up a little this article is more of a collection of thoughts and observations from week 6…

  • @Troy Otto put on a psuedo strip tease on the ice last night with his “thigh highs” around his ankles. That was disturbing yet arousing.
  • the Americans v Seals was the most boring and somehow exciting game I have seen in a long time. Either team could have won.
  • @hefe6210 was “jobbed” out of a goal. Poor positioning by the midget ref and @Peso didn’t have a good look at it from the blue line “it did sound different but I didn’t actually see it go in”.
  • GM’s @manny and @antio1pd made last minute sub UPS to keep the streak alive. Not sure if this was a true reflection of the team.
  • The Seals need to find some scoring. When your goalie @CLAWZ only gives up one goal in a senior league game you should win 95% of those.
  • #22 @pauly doesn’t come off the ice per his coach @pantydropper .
  • @chad_paulinski is the best player in the league who doesn’t get points. “His game is measured in intangibles” said @smatchmo
  • @wilkie played his best game of the season
  • The @Mountain is a massive human being.
  • @jcoan needs his skates sharpened.
  • @dreamweaver is the future of USA Hockey.
  • @Tim D’Onofrio tried to summon his inner 22 by wearing mis matched socks. Was this an attempt to court Pauly to the Ducks?
  • Playing severely under the weather a la Michael Jordan, @Tom Leader hung up a goose egg on the Seal Nation.
  • @hal has slowed his scoring pace but is still a force to be reckoned with. He has been named the MNL September Heisman Trophy Winner presented by Denard Robinson.
  • @pantydropper game may not be pretty but it is definitely effective. He got intimate with the goal post last night courtesy of @davep and Bin clearing the front of the net with the goalie pulled.
  • @gorlandi continues to rack up points. Eligible for a “Playmaker Patch” for his team jacket.
  • The Northstars are looking towards their third straight Presidents Trophy. You know what that gets you??? Nothing! #nostanleykegs
  • Props to OFP to generously offset the cost of MNL t shirts.

Dickie Dunn