Rumors Abound

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Two games into the MNL Spring Season and rumors of trades have have begun to emerge. With the league split into the “haves” and “have nots” General Managers have begun to put some feelers out according to league sources. Player agent @chad_paulinski says that he has fielded at least a dozen phone calls about players he represents. “I can confirm that some major deals are in the works”. Paulinski owns and operates the Lil Makushita Sports Agency and has the rights to such players as Bin, @antio1pd @pniphoratos @Peso @wilkie @Busta @jjfloreno @qziraldo and @jserda .

“It seems that some of the franchises need to make some drastic changes” said @pantydropper , who is also representated by Chad. Drager is open to discuss his no trade clause if the situation suits his eye. “As long as I don’t have to play with an Otto I would probably green light a trade”. Some potential block buster deals seem to be on the horizon. Speculation indicates that GM @dslackerone Cipps offered Clawz GM @CLAWZ Kimmel @tkshreve Soukas and @Hock in exchange for Bin and Turtle @Tim D’Onofrio . “Could you imagine a line of Taylor Pistol and Bin? I would have to refer my social working skills to opposing goalies” said Mr Weeble.

Other potential trades that are rumored to be in consideration are a three way deal between the Cubes, Shamrock’s and Clawz. GM Cam Clauser is reported to be shopping around hot sniper Joey Ellis @jellis who is second in the league in goals. The trade would send the more handsome Ellis brother along with a semi-sober @Peso to the Cubes. The Super Sugars would send @qziraldo and @JgtWrubel to the Shakers. The Clawz would receive @dmratliff Rattler and Weaver @dreamweaver .

League President and Director of Player Safety @pauly Proctor sent a message to all rostered players of the MNL League. It read “stay close to your phones. All players are unrestricted free agents and available to be dealt”. Stay tuned for more information as it becomes available or if any transactions occur at the Quicken Loans cafeteria. @jmcshannock said “there WILL be new faces in my locker room by next week!”

Hot Stove Reporter,

Dickie Dunn