Spring season is upon us and all of MNL’s fall teams have been shuffled up for some good-natured fun; however, for one team, the night left more to be desired.  Coincidentally, every former North Stars player was kicked out of their locker room when they decided that their white jersey for Spring could be their North Stars jersey.  The North Stars jersey, which our Dangle Sauce Lord and Savior Tom Lagocki bestowed upon us, are generally considered “white” if you ignore the red blood stains from their enemies.  “Disgusting,” said Wheelin’ Taylors F Shaun Eisenmenger.  “Get that filth out of my locker room.”  All former Stars were asked to leave the premises, with Arena security coming in to escort them out.

When reached for comment, North Stars GM Tye Otto was quoted saying “We run a respected organization and have nothing but pride in the players we roster”.  CLAWZ PAWZ was able to avoid the issue by only drafting Nordiques, allowing them to shine last night against the Sugar Cubes and take the game to the shootout.  “What’s a North Star?” PAWZ GM Cam Clauser was quoted saying.  When reached out for comment, Face-of-the-Franchise Chris Taylor, of the Wheelin’ Taylors, had the following to say:

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From a North Stars-free Locker room, this is MNLHN Senior Reporter Jarómy Drágr reporting.