With one last abated breath MNLHL gasped outward in exasperation and exaggerated eye rolls as they waited for the S.I reporter Andru Wheaties to release his pre, then post, and finally weeks late synopsis. Realizing they wouldn't receive a quality write up in the time frame they were seeking -to hassle
Month: September 2017
Exclusive: Seals Put Monette on the Trading Block
After a poor showing by the We Be Wormin' top line last night, WBW and Seals GM Todd Otto has publicly lambasted both F Shaun Eisenmenger and F Ryan Monette, particularly focusing on the latter. Monette, who scored an empty net goal to lock in a 3-0 victory, was targeted
Mild Mannered Troy Otto Turns Into Hulking Goalie Beast
Sources indicate that North Stars GM and Goalie Troy Otto has become the giant green monster known as the Incredible Hulk of Marvel Comics Fame. In the 2016-2017 season, Troy Otto was known to have a temper. However, teammates noted that although he had a big mouth, there was not
Report: Michael ‘Ace Cherry’s Pikora Out for Season, Seals Opt to Skate 10
Seals F Michael 'Ace Cherry's Pikora has been designated for LTIR due to back pain. He is expected to miss the entire season. Rumor has it up-and-coming prospect Isaiah Pikora skated into the defensive zone, causing Pikora to rage like crazy and started throwing benches out onto the ice. With
