Maroons Whip Whalers

Monday night the vaunted Maroons wanted to make a statement to the rest of the league. Viewing the contest as a measuring stick, the Maroons looked at the match up versus the number one team in the league as a chance to prove they are Keg contenders. "We feel like

MNL Honors World Cup With Low Scores

Andrew Keila was the only goalie to allow more than one goal Monday. A Monday Night Lights all time record fell last night with a total of only five goals scored for a combined six teams within three games. "In a nod to the 2022 World Cup soccer tournament, scoring this

Maroons Dominate Americans

Hetes 9:21pm: Those cocky Diques are up 5-1 in the second period. Ref Bin 9:22pm: No shit? Who are they playing? Hetes 9:28pm: Tigers... they are totally dominating the Tigers. Ref Bin 9:32pm: You wanna see domination? Wait until we play the Americans at 10pm! Fast forward to the premier game of the night

Maroons Get Double Hatty’s!

Byline- Hazel Park Olympic Sheet The Maroons came out flying Monday night against the desperate Seals and posted six goals on the scoreboard enroute to a 6-3 victory. The rink was littered with chapeau's on two occasions with hat tricks from Bin and Michael Shepard, although Shep's comes with an *asterisk.

GM Harassment of Official Causes Controversy

Undoctored image of Allen berating the refs Togers General Manager and "Captain" Ryan Allen has been issued a one week suspension for violating Rule 1 of the MNL handbook: conduct unbefitting of the MNLHL. Allen showed blatant disrespect of the refs on Monday night when he admitted to the on-ice official

MNL Gear Shop New Item

Monday Night Lights Gear Store announced the newest item to the website Monday night after fans bombarded the webmaster with emails. "We are happy to introduce the Jeff Skillman Edition featuring the captain's "C" available in all custom colors" said Gear Store spokesperson Zeke Rawlins. The site underwent laborious changes

MVP’s Take Down Maroons

The Whalers continued their stellar play Monday night with a 5-3 victory over the Maroons. The Whalers finish off their first rotation through the league with a record of 4-0-1 and have set the gold standard for team play. The Whale are flush with MVP talent with the likes of

Sugar Tees Off on Tigers

Byline: Viking Ice Arena Pre season darlings who turned into league thugs, the Maroons righted the ship Monday night against the offensive minded Tigers with a decisive 6-2 victory. They were led by first overall pick Shawn SUGAR Hardy, who put up an impressive five point performance, the Maroons instilled an

Voter Fraud Discovered in Dickie Balloting

Democracy has been shaken to its core as MNL leadership has discovered personnel close to the Ivory Tower have been accused of being responsible for tampering with voting of the 2021-2022 Dickie Dunn Awards. Bizarrely, only one down-ballot race, the Essence of Otto Award, was affected. No suspects are in

Cornhole Tournament

Join the Jeffrey Brozich Healthy Heart Foundation at Augie's in Madison Heights on May 21st from 12-5pm. Jeff was a Captain on the Madison Heights Fire Department when he suddenly passed away while on duty from a heart related emergency. The goal of the Foundation is to provide every firefighter

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