The MNLHL writers break down their Power Rankings for Week Seven of the 2017 Season 549
PSA: How to Run the Penalty Clock
Hi All. We have been having trouble with clock operators not knowing how to add penalties to the scoreboard. This quick half-baked tutorial will get you through 99% of all penalty clock situations. Don't judge, I write this shit instead of working Above is a low resolution photo of the scoreboard controller.
Travel Ban Reinstated; Americans Deport Subs Back to Mexico
Last night, several hard-working Americans were commuting to work when a semi-truck driven by a red-blooded blue collar worker hopped the median on I-696 and caused a heavy traffic jam. This held up Paul Proctor and Sam Machi, the Americans' first and last pick, respectively. In an urgency to fill
Game of [Otto] Groans
Speedster Saved By DaveP
Byline: Viking Arena NHL Rink A scary situation unfolded Monday night on the Nordiques bench. First line left winger Gio “GQ” Orlandi suffered a cardiac related injury during the teams tilt versus the Whales. “It was a surreal incident that transcended the hockey game” stated blueliner Colin Neville. After several strong first
MNLHL 2017 Week 6 Power Rankings
The MNLHL writers break down their Power Rankings for Week Six of the 2017 Season 510
Rise of the Planet of the Benders
The rags to riches story no one wanted Doomsday Cults around the world are stirring after four MNL teams featured 11th or 12th rounders earning points. Trade rumors are buzzing all through the league, with every team but the North Stars excited to get a piece of the Bender Action. When
Stars Strive for Five
North Stars Winning Streak Continues Diques Don't Share, And They Don't Care North Stars 5, Diques 2 North Stars continue winning as they are undoubtedly the best team to ever hit the MNL ice. They have no weakness and it shows, taking down the notorious cocky DaveP Diques. NS started off strong with
Nordiques Thoroughly Beat
Byline: Viking Arena Prime Time Game In what can only be described as a thorough win, the Mighty Northstars defeated and outmatched the Diques. The plan from the beginning was to intimidate the Stars with the presence of silky mitts @jcoan. The strategy was for Coaner to only skate in warmups
QTip Hears a Whoop
QTip awoke from the greatest of dreams: A rookery of Seals was all that he sees. He checked his Gameday email from his GM Todd. A insprirational quote from Dumb and Dumber seems mighty odd. But the lineup had YungQ playing with Monette! Time for the Whalers to finally pay For what they did on Opening Night! Hopefully
