Nordiques Punching Bag Dave "VapeD" P made fans blush Monday night during what could reasonably be described as a "wardrobe malfunction." Dave began the night looking spiffy in his baby blue pants shell. However, Dave forgot to tighten his belt, and soon after puck drop his shell began to slip
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Coan Drops Heavyweight Title to BluLine
Jeremy Coan returned to the locker room dejected last night after a series of blunders on the ice in the ring caused him to lose his title against the crowd favorite BluLine. Coan began the fight floating into the offensive zone making BluLine his bitch. Coan was dancing around BluLine, and
Busta Issues Apology To Seals Organization
MNL Snickers Sponsorship in the Works
Bin Takes Off His Ass-less Chaps
Golden Seals Declared Open Season: International Endangered Act Fails Under Chill Peso
Over this past weekend international leaders met with PETA organizers to stymie the hunt of rare international species. It was the first such international call that has effected nations hunting abilities abroad; including American hunters. An immediate cease and assist on their hunting of animals of all kinds has been
MNLHL 2017 Week 8 Power Rankings
The MNLHL writers break down their Power Rankings for Week Eight of the 2017 Season 570
MNL Sets Up League Picture; Nordiques Skip Because of Some Protest Reason
Throughout the week, MNL Fall/Winter Commissioner and Patriarch Troy Otto attempted to set up a league-wide players photo. Slack was abuzz with the prospect of all the players getting together to commemorate the season; however, the Nordiques had different plans. With all of the players sitting at center ice at
2017 North Stars: Unsolvable?
How to beat the North Stars: Exploit their one weakness Fuck, Troy is playing out of his mind They already have 2 Ottos. Trade Todd over there for the Bookhockey Self-Destruct! Dammit, Todd's a GM this season, he won't move himself. Too proud! Kill Chad CRAP! They already traded Chad. And I'm pretty
