After gruelling negotiations, consensus was finally reached to revive the Christmas Eve MNLHL Podcast. Please join host Brian Pearcy, the one you tune in for Charles Machi, and the reason for the mute button Andrew Hetes to talk all topics from league standings all the way down to favorite Christmas
Megamind
Monday night was a chance for the Scouts and Tigers blockbuster trade to come to fruition. Both clubs looked to see if their transaction would pay dividends on the ice. The first trade of the 2023/24 season would send Timmy Kimmel, Spicy Hetes and Ryan Z to the Scouts in
No Arby’s, No Problem
The Americans continued their hot streak Monday night against the lowly Scouts, putting them on a three game heater. Entering the match the Ivory Tower hamstringed the red white and blue by leveling a one game suspension against their superstar forward Drake "Arby's" Braun. The penalty for the American's included
Whalers Were On The Ropes
Going into Monday night every sports book in Las Vegas had the vaunted Whalers as heavy favorites against the lowly Scouts. Gamblers across the MNL-is-Phere saw this matchup as easy money and heavily dropped dollar bills on the green and blue. After the Whalers jumped out to an early two
Around the Rink – Week 8
Were going to try a new format this week with just some random observations, quotes and story lines from week 8 of the MNL season... -Those spunky Diques vanquished the Whalers in a one sided affair 4-0. Somewhere the members of the 1972 Miami Dolphins are popping champagne bottles celebrating the
Have’s and Have Not’s
A clear line of demarcation has formed this year in MNL and is unmistaknly depicted in the standings. There is a top and bottom half of the league that separates the big boy teams and the childrens table. The mighty Whalers, Tigers and North Stars are dominating the rest of
No Proctor, No Problem!
The lowly Scouts entered Monday night with a chip on their shoulder looking for the franchises first win against the Americans. Both clubs have had abysmal starts to the hockey year. The Scouts were winless while red white and blue had managed only one victory. The victor of the matchup
New Nugenix Spokesman
With his meteoric rise in popularity, famous penis enlargement company Nugenix has sign David Vape Podolan as it's newest spokesman. After another spectacular fantasy hockey performance on Monday night Vape received two phone calls from some very famous people... former Chicago White Sox slugger Frank 'The Big Hurt' Thomas and
No Quit in Tigers
Monday evening the Scouts hosted the Tigers in their inaugural game as a franchise. The red carpet affair saw throngs of fans greeting players at the front door. Players were adorned in fine suits of silk spurring Pauly Proctor to arrive sans shirt. "The feel of that material on my
Opening Night 2023/24
Monday night kicked off season 8 for the most prestigous beer league in North America... Monday Night Lights. Seventy seven men's dreams of hoisting the Keg in late March commenced with a trio of games, highlighted by a Keg finals rematch between the Tigers and Americans. Hundreds of spectators with