Religious leaders around the world held their collective breaths Monday night when Troy Otto nearly completed his first career hat trick against the the Wheeling Taylors. The Troy Hat Trick is one of two remaining unbroken seals of the Tyepocalypse (the only other being the North Stars winning a playoff
Rivalries Heating Up
Pearcy Suffers Near Fatal Butt-End Byline: Wolfie’s BBQ Pub & Grub The MNL league heated up last night with some feisty play and heated exchanges. Teams are in the middle of facing each other for the second time during spring play and tensions have grown. Clawz Pawz was still searching for their
MNL to Issue Edict to Wheeling Taylors Forward Dave Cipparone to Stop Stripping Before Games
After his second incident of the 2018 Spring Season, the MNL will issue a "cease and don't strip" edict to Taylors Forward Dave Cipps. MNL deputy commissioner Jeremy Drager told MNLHN via email that the league will inform the Taylors that Cipparone must stop stripping during warmups. "Yes, we will be
PAWZ ICE COLD
Byline: The gutter This reporter has covered thousands of games and has used numerous superlatives to describe what I have witnessed... but today I find myself speechless. Version 2.1 of the Nordiques were handed one of the ugliest and worst beat downs in league history. Even with the scoreboard reading SugarCubes
Sugar Cubes Dissect CLAWZ PAWZ, Win 9-3
MNLHL 2018 Spring Week 3 Power Rankings
The MNLHL writers break down their Power Rankings for Week Three of the 2018 Spring Season. Pete Niphoratos abdicated his vote.
Clockgate Adds Asterisk to Shugacube Victory
Fans were rioting in Hazel Park Monday night after the curfew clock went off with 2:30 left in regulation. The score was 1-1 and the zamboni driver immediately opened the doors to the ice. Shuga, the Shugacube's GM, verbally acknowledged that a shootout would be an acceptable way to end
Nailers Nab Second Rounder
Byline: Viking Arena Parking Lot Wheeling Taylors GM @dslackerone Cipps and Clawz Pawz consummated a landmark trade last night after a long negotiation process. The deal sends venerable MNL veteran @Peso to the Mighty Nailers in exchange for steady defenseman @dougefresh . The trade came as a surprise to the league
Donald S. Cherry Paulinski Sits Down With Ron McDrager
Airing last night during the first intermission of the game between Winnipeg and the Wild, Coach's Corner featured an interview with Chad and Panty. The discussions revolved around players in the Lil Makushita stable and possible trade destinations. @chad_paulinski intimated that multiple players under his representation have been linked to
Rumor Mill
Rumors Abound Byline: Quicken Loans Board Room Two games into the MNL Spring Season and rumors of trades have have begun to emerge. With the league split into the "haves" and "have nots" General Managers have begun to put some feelers out according to league sources. Player agent @chad_paulinski says that he
