Manbun Lights the Lamp for First Time

Charles Machi - 0

Fans rejoiced Wednesday night when elderly pretty boy Brian "Manbun" Pearcy finally scored his first goal of the 2018-19 season. Pearcy was in a slump before his goal, and because of his 4 pims on the season, was dead last in the points standings behind LTIR draft bust General McCracken. Because

Michigan Celebrates its First Weedmas

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Michiganders rejoice as December 6th marks the first day they can legally enjoy recreational marijuana. Already traditions have been spreading, especially in hockey leagues throughout metro Detroit.  Families are permitted to put up up to twelve Weedmas trees, which they make sure to decorate with pipes, bongs, and depections of Weedmas's

House and Bin Form a Charity

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A new relationship formed last night during the North Stars v Americans tilt. Early in the third period of a hotly contested match, forward Adam House of Shamrocks and Bin engaged in a thoughtful on ice discussion. Both players traded ideas at close quarters to form a charity for worthy

American’s President Issues Apology

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(President Bin Steps up to the podium to address last nights situation) North Star Beat Reporter: Bin? Bin? (Bin points to reporter to take question) How do feel about the situation that took place last night in Hazel Park? President Bin: Fuck the North Stars #FTNS, Thank you, no more questions. (President Bin

Ducks Seek and Gain Athletic Asylum in America

Dickie Dunn - 0

Byline: Shamrock Hazel Park A swarm of illegal immigrants of Greek descent stormed the southern border of America on Monday night. The group donned in purple and teal looked to gain asylum and move up the MNL standings. President @manny ordered his troops to defend their territory but were severely outmatched.

Uncoachable: How to Take a Slapshot

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Coach Jeremy: Hello!  This is Coach Jeremy from howtohockey.com and welcome back to the Uncoachable series.  Today, we're going to take a look at some key aspects of improving your slapshot power.   Just follow these simple instructions and be prepared to get your name called early next July.  To help us break

Shooting Gallery in NHL Rink

Dickie Dunn - 0

Byline: Labatt Blue Party Deck Although not depicted accurately on the scoreboard, the game between the Golden Seals and Americans was a run and gun affair. Respective goalies @CLAWZ and @Tom Leader were pelted by rubber and kicked away the majority of biscuits. The Seals set the tone on the first

Another Scandal Involving MNL Refs

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Byline: Detroit Zoo Zebra Exhibit Controversy is no stranger to the league and it’s officials. Mired in conspiracy theories and innuendo, league founder and current Director of All Hockey Matters @ottotroy29 , is dealing with possible collusion. In question is the “relationship” between Director of Officiating @JgtWrubel and strong, late

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