Amber Alert Issued: Chase MacEachern

  On Monday evening, North Stars GMs Troy and Tye Otto issued an Amber Alert for missing F Chase MacEachern.  MacEachern, who responds to 'The General' or 'McCrackin', was last seen wandering outside of Legends in Downtown Detroit with a bottle of Fireball.  Troy Otto was quoted through tears saying "He usually

Starr Spangled Americans Draw First Blood; Top Ducks Lay Egg

The Game of the Week on the Olympic Ice was destined to be a tough battle. Both teams met each other in the preseason, each with a high octane offense. Controversy began weeks before this matchup when Americans Goalie and Mouthpiece Andrew “Spicy” Hetes claimed the Ducks did not score

MNL Week 1 Awards: Sharp Dressed Man Edition

Week One is in the books and let's award some teams for their Opening Night performance.  We'll be introducing Weekly Awards throughout the season.   Americans: Most Appropriately Named Week One was the Americans' game to shine, as any fan who rooted against them could easily be considered a terrorist.  The Americans' players

UnAmericans Give Up Ten, Ducks Fly Together

Can I Recap 90 Minutes of Hockey in 6 Sentences? The Americans looked pretty good on the shoulders of perennial disappointment Paul Proctor and Rookie of the Year winner Ivan "USSR" Drago, but the Ducks outperformed them with a massively unfair front line. Shuga, Pistol, and Turtle dismantled the poor "Superpower"