Byline: Ann Arbor, MI After being acquired in an early season trade with the vaunted Northstars, center Chad Paulinski @chad_paulinski has lit the lamp on a consistent basis. Drafted in the fourth round by GM @ottotroy29 Paulinski was earmarked as a shut down forward. “We saw Chad as a second line
Pulitzer Bait
Troy Otto Leads Successful Referee Camp
Nowhere to go but up! The Ducks won a hard fought game Monday night, but story of the night is definitely the quality of the referee situation in the 10pm game. Referee conduct and player interactions with referees have been topics of great concern as of late, and one team did
Troy Cries, Machi Shines
Nordiques Miss Playoffs: First Time in Team History
For the first time since the team's inception in 2016, the Nordiques will miss the Stanley Keg Playoffs. The Nordiques were already on the ropes, with a win by the Seals or a loss by them marking the end of their season. The Nordiques came to play the Ducks, the
Otto Spoils Final Season of Game of Thrones: White Walkers Get Destroyed
Mighty Ducks Complete Circuit: Can They Be Stopped?
You can run, but you can't hide The Ducks showed the Seals who the true heroes of Hazel Park were last night with a 5-2 thrashing, clinching a spot in the MNLHL Playoffs. The Ducks showed their versatility all night, with many of their benders participating in scoring plays. Their 5
Shock and Aww: Behemoths and Benders Both Beat the Ballot
The Good It was no surprise that the Top 10 point leaders in the league were completely represented in the All Star Ballot Results. The teams are all represented, with the Top three teams in the league each sending four of their best skaters to the Big Show. The Seals are
Junkies Spotted After Statewide Hockey Shortage
Spirits and Real Estate Prices are down after a statewide hockey shortage has brought the riffraff to the forefront. It has been nearly 3 weeks since the last MNL hockey game and players are looking anywhere to get their fix. Local methadone clinics ice arenas are overrun with disheveled benders just
A Very Bender Christmas Carol
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all passed out drunk Not a bender was stirring, not even poor Crunk; Turnbull left a plea by the chimney with care, In hopes that a point soon would be there; Ryan Allen was nestled all snug in his bed, While visions of deflection goals danced in his head; And
