After his second incident of the 2018 Spring Season, the MNL will issue a "cease and don't strip" edict to Taylors Forward Dave Cipps. MNL deputy commissioner Jeremy Drager told MNLHN via email that the league will inform the Taylors that Cipparone must stop stripping during warmups. "Yes, we will be
Pulitzer Bait
PAWZ ICE COLD
Byline: The gutter This reporter has covered thousands of games and has used numerous superlatives to describe what I have witnessed... but today I find myself speechless. Version 2.1 of the Nordiques were handed one of the ugliest and worst beat downs in league history. Even with the scoreboard reading SugarCubes
Sugar Cubes Dissect CLAWZ PAWZ, Win 9-3
Clockgate Adds Asterisk to Shugacube Victory
Fans were rioting in Hazel Park Monday night after the curfew clock went off with 2:30 left in regulation. The score was 1-1 and the zamboni driver immediately opened the doors to the ice. Shuga, the Shugacube's GM, verbally acknowledged that a shootout would be an acceptable way to end
Donald S. Cherry Paulinski Sits Down With Ron McDrager
Airing last night during the first intermission of the game between Winnipeg and the Wild, Coach's Corner featured an interview with Chad and Panty. The discussions revolved around players in the Lil Makushita stable and possible trade destinations. @chad_paulinski intimated that multiple players under his representation have been linked to
Tye Passes “Gooniest Otto” Title to Troy
Troy Otto had a hell of a night. Playing defense for both games, Troy managed to rack up two penalties and a -2 rating on the night. How did the 3rd round defensive stud drop so low after a solid +3 week one? It all began when the Nordiques CLAWZ
Tye Otto Earns Tye Otto Hat Trick
Tye Otto earned the first ever Tye Otto Hat Trick in history Monday night. He completed it by performing the following stunts: Ref a game that doesn't end in a brawl between the refs and the players Have a >50.0 SV% in net Skate out Tye's multifaceted game was on display
Page 12 News: Americans Win Coveted Stanley Keg
In a Riches to Rags to Riches Story, the Americans defeat the Cocky Seals in a 5-1 rout, sweeping the playoffs for the spunky first year team. The team was mired with controversy throughout the season. Co-GM Manny stepped down in favor of taking a less hands on role "due
Seals Stripped of Victory After Doping Scandal
The Americans will walk to the Keg unopposed this year after GM and defensive powerhouse Todd "Whoop" Otto was caught doping during the playoffs. The MNL Ethics Committee was compelled to take blood tests after Whoop was found with unidentified blue medication. "You ready for the Seal to RIIIIISE baby?" Todd admitted
Jump on the Dique Bandwagon
Byline: House of Shamrock Celebration After Party For the first time in nine weeks I can say “Diques Win, Dique’s Win!!”. The gladiators draped in light blue dispatched the Americans last night in shootout, ending a skid that rivaled the 2016/17 season. “They were one loss away from re-writing the record
