Byline: Candlewood Suites, Lansing MI Sixty six MNL players somehow made it through the summer without meaningful hockey to play. Some underwent extreme physical transformations by working out while others worked on their mental game. Alas, on Monday night all of the waiting and anticipation was unleashed. The game scheduled for
Pulitzer Bait
Seals Unveil Ballpark Inspired Jerseys
The Seals won an impressive game to start the season off at the top of the standings. Analysts are attempting to determine how much of a factor their snazzy new jerseys had on their dominant play. When questioned, Seals GM and fan favorite Whoop Otto admitted he got the jersey
BREAKING: Nordiques and North Stars Agree to Blockbuster Trade
The Nordiques have already improved their chances of winning a game this season after "earning" the number one overall draft pick in a totally unbiased and impartial selection process. Nordiques GM and MNL Punching Bag Jeremy "Panty Dropper" Drager found a way to improve his team even further. Sources close
Breaking News: Serda Joins Whaler Brass
Byline: Hartford, CT In a shocking and blatent attempt to build a SuperTeam to dominate the MNL Hockey League, the Whalers have announced that Captain Jack Serda @jserda will join the team as a Co-GM for the upcoming season. The move instantly propels the Whale to Stanley Keg favorites. According to
Guest Appearance Turns Tragic
Monday June 25th 2018 Viking Arena- Fans and players alike were relieved to see the reemergence of league star and true American hero Paul “22” Proctor after his playoff ending ankle injury this winter. Proctor, made his way through the rink (under his own power) to the cheers of onlookers. “Huh, I
:male-detective::skin-tone-3: 11 or 10 Players This Season? Draft Rights Are on the Table in Ivory Tower Discussions
Da Na Na Da Na Na Via LF Satcom Radio MNLN analysts were able to speak remotely with S.I reporter André Wheaties from the scorched sands of Tatooine. Rumors of player draft status eligibility could be a key talking point of this years pre-draft regulations. Some players are pushing for 10, while
MNL TOP 3 PROSPECTS
Byline: Toronto, Ontario Preparing for the 2018/19 MNL Draft is comparably to studying for a trigonometry exam. Team GM’s and scouting personnel are spending days and hours breaking down prospective players. Teams look to balance speed, size, ability, leadership and skill to form their respective clubs for the season. Nordiques GM
Goalies: A Legal Nightmare
Last night, League Manager Jeremy Drager, Esq. subpoenaed CLAWZ PAWZ GM Cameron Clauser after failing to show to 5 consecutive court hearings. League Judge Andy Dragovic has enacted Habeas Corpus, demanding that Clauser appear to speak to his crimes of reassembling the Diques for a third time. Clauser is believed
6th Seal of the Tyepocalypse Nearly Broken
Religious leaders around the world held their collective breaths Monday night when Troy Otto nearly completed his first career hat trick against the the Wheeling Taylors. The Troy Hat Trick is one of two remaining unbroken seals of the Tyepocalypse (the only other being the North Stars winning a playoff
Rivalries Heating Up
Pearcy Suffers Near Fatal Butt-End Byline: Wolfie’s BBQ Pub & Grub The MNL league heated up last night with some feisty play and heated exchanges. Teams are in the middle of facing each other for the second time during spring play and tensions have grown. Clawz Pawz was still searching for their
