Byline: Associated Press The cream of the crop has risen. The 2019 rendition of the Stanley Keg Finals features the top two teams in the league. The favored and top heavy Nordiques look to hand the North Stars another post season disappointment. This proves to be a series of individuals versus
Pulitzer Bait
Deal or No Deal
Byline: Outside the Office of VP of Strength Capital Both the Whalers and Americans had the opportunity to prove to the league that their trades improved their chances to raise the Keg. Unfortunately both clubs fell short on Monday night. The Whalers were beaten by the front running Nordiques led by
[SPACETIME CONTINUUM] BREAKING TRADE NEWS: BUSTA SWAPS UP FOR A YOUNGER MODEL
The Time Traveler's Wife Center Ducks General Manager Doc Busta has been looking to elude the Wednesday Trade deadline (and the second law of thermodynamics) by attempting the leagues first Temporal Trade. After completing his mail in Capsule Corp ® time machine, Busta begins his dangerous journey into the past. All was not well though, his
All Points Bulletin: Young Mexican Boy Breaking and Enter into Houses in Neighborhood
Berkley Police arrested a young Latino boy at 3:30pm Tuesday afternoon in North Berkley while exiting a home. Police were called after local neighbors saw him easily walk into the home and leave a few minutes later with new gloves. The neighbors immediately identified him as riff-raff and contacted authorities. The
Fire Marshal Extinguishes Roaring House Fire
HAZEL PARK - A league of sixty walked out of their locker room to flames on the ice late Monday Night. The fire broke out around 10:45 p.m. on Woodward Boulevard in Hazel Park at the local Viking Ice Arena. According to the on-ice officials, there was a delayed call against alleged
Uncoachable: How to Take a Slapshot
Coach Jeremy: Hello! This is Coach Jeremy from howtohockey.com and welcome back to the Uncoachable series. Today, we're going to take a look at some key aspects of improving your slapshot power. Just follow these simple instructions and be prepared to get your name called early next July. To help us break
Blue Wave Overtakes America, Encouragement to Vote at All-Time High
Speed Kills
MNL Returns to Full Strength!
The season started a month ago, and fans filled the seats at Viking Ice Arena as the G.O.A.T.S. and the goats of the preseason swapped places in September. But, for many, it didn't truly feel like the 3rd Official Season of Monday Night Lights started until last night, when the
Bend It Like Benders
When it rains, it pours in the MNLHL, where goalies were feeling the pressure after a combined 27 goals were scored in regulation Monday night. Proctor Sub Andrew Dion and Best Looking Ellis Joe managed to each nab themselves a hat-trick for their respective teams. However, their hard work was
