First off gentlemen, I want to apologize for not getting an article out in a while. Dickie had to use the Family Medical Leave Act to ensure that his pal Bin got checked in at rehab. Bin has been suffering severe depression since the Maroons lost in the wild card

Billed as the Game of the Year in MNL, the clash between the Nordiques and Maroons Monday night lived up to the billing. The game originally scheduled for 9pm was flexed by the Panty News Network to the 10pm premier spot to allow viewers in British Columbia a chance to

This reporter was watching the Tiger v Maroon game and after it was completed slowly strolled into the Olympic rink to see two men rolling around on the ground. Quickly pulling out my camera I was able to capture this image for posterity. At first glance I knew it was

The drama leading up to the Tigers versus Maroons game started early Monday morning and lasted until 10pm when the final buzzer sounded. First overall pick in the 2022-23 MNL draft, Sugar Shawn Hardy was called away for work opening up a sub replacement spot for the Maroon line up.

The surging North Stars started fast and sustained the dessert swarm defense all evening Monday night against the fledgling Maroons enroute to a dominating 4-1 victory. For the second week in a row the Maroons slept through most of the game giving up numerous grade A scoring chances without mustering

Last week, on the opening night of the New Year, MNL got off to a familiar start. Whalers and Maroons win, Nordiques atop the power rankings, and it felt like 2023 was going to come to a predictable, boring, conclusion. Well, New Years brings New Year Resolutions. When we caught

To say Monday January 9, 2023 was a strange night is an understatement. The top of the table totally flexed their muscles as seeds 4-6 all had convincing wins over the 1-3 placed teams. The night began early with the brilliant and talented Dr. Mike Sikorski delivering an impactful seminar

Monday night the vaunted Maroons wanted to make a statement to the rest of the league. Viewing the contest as a measuring stick, the Maroons looked at the match up versus the number one team in the league as a chance to prove they are Keg contenders. "We feel like

Andrew Keila was the only goalie to allow more than one goal Monday. A Monday Night Lights all time record fell last night with a total of only five goals scored for a combined six teams within three games. "In a nod to the 2022 World Cup soccer tournament, scoring this

Hetes 9:21pm: Those cocky Diques are up 5-1 in the second period. Ref Bin 9:22pm: No shit? Who are they playing? Hetes 9:28pm: Tigers... they are totally dominating the Tigers. Ref Bin 9:32pm: You wanna see domination? Wait until we play the Americans at 10pm! Fast forward to the premier game of the night