Dave Vin’DANDY’ of a Goal!

The surging North Stars started fast and sustained the dessert swarm defense all evening Monday night against the fledgling Maroons enroute to a dominating 4-1 victory. For the second week in a row the Maroons slept through most of the game giving up numerous grade A scoring chances without mustering

MNL’s First Make a Wish Night Huge Success

Last week, on the opening night of the New Year, MNL got off to a familiar start. Whalers and Maroons win, Nordiques atop the power rankings, and it felt like 2023 was going to come to a predictable, boring, conclusion. Well, New Years brings New Year Resolutions. When we caught

Night in Review…

To say Monday January 9, 2023 was a strange night is an understatement. The top of the table totally flexed their muscles as seeds 4-6 all had convincing wins over the 1-3 placed teams. The night began early with the brilliant and talented Dr. Mike Sikorski delivering an impactful seminar

Maroons Whip Whalers

Monday night the vaunted Maroons wanted to make a statement to the rest of the league. Viewing the contest as a measuring stick, the Maroons looked at the match up versus the number one team in the league as a chance to prove they are Keg contenders. "We feel like

MNL Honors World Cup With Low Scores

Andrew Keila was the only goalie to allow more than one goal Monday. A Monday Night Lights all time record fell last night with a total of only five goals scored for a combined six teams within three games. "In a nod to the 2022 World Cup soccer tournament, scoring this

Maroons Dominate Americans

Hetes 9:21pm: Those cocky Diques are up 5-1 in the second period. Ref Bin 9:22pm: No shit? Who are they playing? Hetes 9:28pm: Tigers... they are totally dominating the Tigers. Ref Bin 9:32pm: You wanna see domination? Wait until we play the Americans at 10pm! Fast forward to the premier game of the night

Maroons Get Double Hatty’s!

Byline- Hazel Park Olympic Sheet The Maroons came out flying Monday night against the desperate Seals and posted six goals on the scoreboard enroute to a 6-3 victory. The rink was littered with chapeau's on two occasions with hat tricks from Bin and Michael Shepard, although Shep's comes with an *asterisk.

GM Harassment of Official Causes Controversy

Undoctored image of Allen berating the refs Togers General Manager and "Captain" Ryan Allen has been issued a one week suspension for violating Rule 1 of the MNL handbook: conduct unbefitting of the MNLHL. Allen showed blatant disrespect of the refs on Monday night when he admitted to the on-ice official

MNL Gear Shop New Item

Monday Night Lights Gear Store announced the newest item to the website Monday night after fans bombarded the webmaster with emails. "We are happy to introduce the Jeff Skillman Edition featuring the captain's "C" available in all custom colors" said Gear Store spokesperson Zeke Rawlins. The site underwent laborious changes

MVP’s Take Down Maroons

The Whalers continued their stellar play Monday night with a 5-3 victory over the Maroons. The Whalers finish off their first rotation through the league with a record of 4-0-1 and have set the gold standard for team play. The Whale are flush with MVP talent with the likes of