With his meteoric rise in popularity, famous penis enlargement company Nugenix has sign David Vape Podolan as it's newest spokesman. After another spectacular fantasy hockey performance on Monday night Vape received two phone calls from some very famous people... former Chicago White Sox slugger Frank 'The Big Hurt' Thomas and

Monday evening the Scouts hosted the Tigers in their inaugural game as a franchise. The red carpet affair saw throngs of fans greeting players at the front door. Players were adorned in fine suits of silk spurring Pauly Proctor to arrive sans shirt. "The feel of that material on my

Monday night kicked off season 8 for the most prestigous beer league in North America... Monday Night Lights. Seventy seven men's dreams of hoisting the Keg in late March commenced with a trio of games, highlighted by a Keg finals rematch between the Tigers and Americans. Hundreds of spectators with

Preseason MNL hockey concluded Monday night as teams shuffled lines looking for chemistry. More important was the league chemistry that ensued during and after the games. MNL'ers of all shapes and sizes intermingled at the gala event hosted by OFP executive Troy Otto and celebrity chef  Alan Simonelli. Tigers mixed

The new Troy Otto (soon to be known as the Woodsie Weiner Award) trophy! Here is a list of the 2023 Dickie Award Winners... Ken Holland GM's of the Year- Tigers Skillman & RAllen Essence of Otto Award- Troy wins by 2.5% over Lindsay Hal Doherty September Heisman- Whalers 82.5% Clearasil

Its a magical time of year in MNL. The Americans and Tigers are two wins away from the Stanley Keg, everyone else is ready to hit the golf course. Even more important is that its time to vote for the prestigious Dickie Dunn Awards. There are three separate Survey Monkey

First off gentlemen, I want to apologize for not getting an article out in a while. Dickie had to use the Family Medical Leave Act to ensure that his pal Bin got checked in at rehab. Bin has been suffering severe depression since the Maroons lost in the wild card

Billed as the Game of the Year in MNL, the clash between the Nordiques and Maroons Monday night lived up to the billing. The game originally scheduled for 9pm was flexed by the Panty News Network to the 10pm premier spot to allow viewers in British Columbia a chance to

This reporter was watching the Tiger v Maroon game and after it was completed slowly strolled into the Olympic rink to see two men rolling around on the ground. Quickly pulling out my camera I was able to capture this image for posterity. At first glance I knew it was

The drama leading up to the Tigers versus Maroons game started early Monday morning and lasted until 10pm when the final buzzer sounded. First overall pick in the 2022-23 MNL draft, Sugar Shawn Hardy was called away for work opening up a sub replacement spot for the Maroon line up.