Historic MNL Trade Ushered in by Drunk Otto Proposals League Slackers let out a collective belch of relief between periods of the NHL season start, peeking into their pocket glass to discover the Northstars had traded fellow Presscorps member, and Northstars 4th round draft pick star (in the Pauli constellation [click the
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KFalcs Put On A Show In MNL
A War of Seals: A Dramatic Reading
INT. VIKING ICE ARENA - OLYMPIC ICE [There are 50 seconds left on the clock in the 2nd period and the Seals have a faceoff in the Diques' zone. Qurico enters the scene, stage left.] Quirico: O Peso, Peso, wherefore art thou, Peso? Peso: By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes. Quirico:
MNLHL 2017 Week 4 Power Rankings
The MNLHL writers break down their Power Rankings for Week Four of the 2017 Season 393
Dangerous Play Leaves League Reeling
Paul Antioch’s Patriotism Inspires Americans in 4-2 Loss
Paul Antioch left officials staring wide-eyed Monday night when he walked out of the locker room in a stunning American Flag jersey. Whalers GM Brian Walters immediately petitioned to league founder Troy Otto to have the jersey removed. "It's a distraction and I will not force my team to play against
Dique’s Historic Win
Tye Plays While Troy is Away
Tye Pretends to be The North Star's GM Regner Snubs the Ducks to Show his True Patriotism This past week was all about the Subs and the commotion it made in the executive office. Subs being talked about, friends sending the verbal invite when it is not confirmed, only to have their
Violence and Disappearances Plague MNLHL
Where's Machi? Late Scratch of 12th Rounder Puzzles Fans Fans lamented Monday Night when Americans Forward Sam Machi failed to appear on the ice for warmups. Machi has been a known pest on the ice for MNL and has generated a surprising amount of offense and takeaways for the last round
Divine Intervention Secures Ducks’ First Win
Fear and awe overcame the patrons of Viking Ice Arena Monday night when a glowing deity descended from the heavens to bestow victory upon the devout Ducks. After a quick first shift goal from the Nordiques, pious GM Busta prayed that this game would go better than others. The Brown
