Chatterbox and Sugar Wear Familar Masks Seals 4, Ducks 3 Last night marked the night where the top two teams faced off and the bottom four teams decided their fate for the time being. The Diques fought hard but the Whalers ended their fight in bender OT. On the NHL ice, another
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Leaked: Machi’s Letter to Duck’s Management
Hello Busta Pooky really wants me to stay in tonight and watch movies with her I'm feeling really under the weather today. I've been sick all weekend, and I don't think I should chance it. We're gonna go on a romantic stroll and then enjoy a candlelit meal at House of Shame
MNL Quick Hits – 11/28/17
Joey B Goes for Broke On a late goal in the 2nd period, Nordiques F Ryan Monette scored a goal that Whalers D Joe Brennan took personal responsibility for. Brennan, who is known for outbursts of destruction after minuses, went back to the bench and broke: His Stick His Helmet It
Americans Stagger into Beer League Fest to Take on Top Notch North Stars
Thanksgiving was good to the Americans. After feasting on mashed potatoes and cold, refreshing pilsners over the long weekend they were in high spirits and fully carb-loaded, ready to take on whatever Monday could throw at them. A day back at the grind and a few more of those St.
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Panty’s Bitches Better Be Writing Articles
Panty Don't Play No Shit! In the wake of the week 11 match-ups, MNL News reporters have protested writing articles but wanted the benefits of being on the Power Rankings Committee. The one rule of MNL journalism is to write articles to keep the fans intrigued. High and low quality articles
MNLHL 2017 Week 11 Power Rankings
The MNLHL writers break down their Power Rankings for Week Eleven of the 2017 Season 696
Todd Tickles Top Titty Twine to Turn Tide Towards Triumph
The Seals dominated play against the cocky Whalers Monday night, but the game was never truly in their hands until GM and "second hottest Otto" Todd rallied his team with a beaut of a goal in the third period. Whoop started the game off a little slow, really not generating
League Players Return Home to Shamrocks, Get Lectured About Being Deadbeat Sponsees
Last night, the league players managed to actually make it over the the House of Shamrocks. The House of Shamrocks--who is the official bar sponsor of Monday Night Lights Hockey League--was the home of the raucous draft night for the 2017 MNL Draft. Rumor has it, they made back their
