One of Monday Night Lights' star players may have played his last game in the league. According to sources close to Whalers F Chad Paulinski, the 4'7" sophomore will not be returning for a 3rd season. Paulinski, notorious for his self-deprecation and not playing in Spring Season, has designated himself
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Diques Suffer Double Loss
Down Goes Panty Byline: St. Clair Orthopedic & Sports Medicine The streaking Nordiques suffered two devastating blows last night during a 5-2 loss at the hands of split squad combined team consisting of the Whalers/Northstars/Diques players. Not only did their two game winning streak come to an end but they suffered a
Ducks fall 4-1 to Two Man Show
The Ducks lost 4-1 Monday night in the first of a three game series against the Americans Paul Proctor and surprise guest Andrew Hetes. On the work site, American forwards could be seen on their lunch break, ensuring they were well nourished for the postgame beers. "Well, after some delays, we had
More Controversy for MNL
Byline: Ref Room Between Olympic and NHL Rink Controversy continues to swirl around MNL league commissioner @ottotroy29 and his staff. The year has been plagued by on and off the ice antics resulting in rule changes, suspensions, life time bans, scandalous back door payments to zamboni drivers and a severe drop
ALL RIIIIISSSEEEEE!!
ALL RIIIIISEEE for the honorable, Judge Whoop Seals 4, Whalers 0 Seals sentence Whalers to consolation match-up vs Diques The Whalers went to court last night on accusations of human pony rides and 1st degree assault and slashing. The Whalers hired lawyer Troy Otto to help them out with the their offense but
Wild Card Week Preview: #4 Whalers vs #5 Golden Seals
In the most unanticipated--yet only relevant--game next week, the Whalers will take on the Golden Seals in first Monday Night Lights Wild Card Week. Both teams had a similar path to the playoffs. The Whalers made a trade and lost a player to long term injured reserve, forcing them to
Dear MNL Participants and Fans
Honestly, I apologize to Monday Night Lights for the confusion, fear, and panic I caused with the posts I published last night. Every Tuesday, I'm under strict supervision not to post due to my agitated state, but I managed to sneak past security and access recording software. Leave it to Ol' Cipps
Paulinski Won’t Pass
Byline: Ann Arbor, MI After being acquired in an early season trade with the vaunted Northstars, center Chad Paulinski @chad_paulinski has lit the lamp on a consistent basis. Drafted in the fourth round by GM @ottotroy29 Paulinski was earmarked as a shut down forward. “We saw Chad as a second line
Americans GM Proctor Goes Bender-Crazy with Cronyism, Calls Up 3 Ivory Tower Benders, Gets Punished by Whalers
When the snow gets cold, teams expect to miss a few players, but when the Americans had 4 players miss, they decided to slow the game down slower than your commute home last night. With the Americans missing Mike Shepard, Ryan Allen, Sam Machi, and--most importantly--Americans GM Tim Braunscheidel, other
Troy Otto Leads Successful Referee Camp
Nowhere to go but up! The Ducks won a hard fought game Monday night, but story of the night is definitely the quality of the referee situation in the 10pm game. Referee conduct and player interactions with referees have been topics of great concern as of late, and one team did
