Byline: Shamrock Hazel Park A swarm of illegal immigrants of Greek descent stormed the southern border of America on Monday night. The group donned in purple and teal looked to gain asylum and move up the MNL standings. President @manny ordered his troops to defend their territory but were severely outmatched.
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Uncoachable: How to Take a Slapshot
Coach Jeremy: Hello! This is Coach Jeremy from howtohockey.com and welcome back to the Uncoachable series. Today, we're going to take a look at some key aspects of improving your slapshot power. Just follow these simple instructions and be prepared to get your name called early next July. To help us break
Shooting Gallery in NHL Rink
Another Scandal Involving MNL Refs
Byline: Detroit Zoo Zebra Exhibit Controversy is no stranger to the league and it’s officials. Mired in conspiracy theories and innuendo, league founder and current Director of All Hockey Matters @ottotroy29 , is dealing with possible collusion. In question is the “relationship” between Director of Officiating @JgtWrubel and strong, late
Blue Wave Overtakes America, Encouragement to Vote at All-Time High
Speed Kills
Chad P
So a few days ago, there were talks about Chad, there were talks about DaveP, and talks about me referencing things that are from way in the past. So all of this reminded me of a character I was gonna use for an article I never finished or posted way
Whalers Win Amongst Scandal
Byline: Outside the Ivory Tower The Whalers and Americans played a hard fought and ugly game last night that needed to be determined by Bender OT. Following league rules employed by senior MNL officials, both clubs designated their respective grinders for the extra period. Each team had glorious chances to win
The Legend of Captain Jack
In a league of mere mortals, one player stands head and shoulders above them all… Captain Jack Serda @jserda . Often listed as the sidekick of Whaler Goliath @youngtr7, Serda has proven to be the top billed player on the squad. #10 adorned in green and blue proved last night
Northstars Recieve Early Christmas Present
Byline: Santa’s Workshop By all accounts the Americans versus the Northstars was a tale of two halves. The first half of the game was dominated by the Amerks as they jumped out to an early 4-1 lead. “We were in complete control and let our foot off the gas” said forward
