[ From the MNL Archives is a MNLHN series taking articles from the annals of MNL Season One and resurrecting then out of your inbox. This Article is from Week 5 of 2016. ] Whalers Win One, The Walters Way The Whalers come up big by sticking it to the Nordiques 2-1. By moving Young
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From the MNL Archives: 2016 Week 4 Recap
[ From the MNL Archives is a MNLHN series taking articles from the annals of MNL Season One and resurrecting then out of your inbox. This Article is from Week 4 of 2016. ] Seals Do The Shutout Seals put an exclamation point on their hot start by shutting out the Whalers with All-Star talent
Manbun Lights the Lamp for First Time
Fans rejoiced Wednesday night when elderly pretty boy Brian "Manbun" Pearcy finally scored his first goal of the 2018-19 season. Pearcy was in a slump before his goal, and because of his 4 pims on the season, was dead last in the points standings behind LTIR draft bust General McCracken. Because
Michigan Celebrates its First Weedmas
Michiganders rejoice as December 6th marks the first day they can legally enjoy recreational marijuana. Already traditions have been spreading, especially in hockey leagues throughout metro Detroit. Families are permitted to put up up to twelve Weedmas trees, which they make sure to decorate with pipes, bongs, and depections of Weedmas's
House and Bin Form a Charity
American’s President Issues Apology
(President Bin Steps up to the podium to address last nights situation) North Star Beat Reporter: Bin? Bin? (Bin points to reporter to take question) How do feel about the situation that took place last night in Hazel Park? President Bin: Fuck the North Stars #FTNS, Thank you, no more questions. (President Bin
Fire Marshal Extinguishes Roaring House Fire
HAZEL PARK - A league of sixty walked out of their locker room to flames on the ice late Monday Night. The fire broke out around 10:45 p.m. on Woodward Boulevard in Hazel Park at the local Viking Ice Arena. According to the on-ice officials, there was a delayed call against alleged
Ducks Seek and Gain Athletic Asylum in America
Byline: Shamrock Hazel Park A swarm of illegal immigrants of Greek descent stormed the southern border of America on Monday night. The group donned in purple and teal looked to gain asylum and move up the MNL standings. President @manny ordered his troops to defend their territory but were severely outmatched.
Uncoachable: How to Take a Slapshot
Coach Jeremy: Hello! This is Coach Jeremy from howtohockey.com and welcome back to the Uncoachable series. Today, we're going to take a look at some key aspects of improving your slapshot power. Just follow these simple instructions and be prepared to get your name called early next July. To help us break
