Byline: Sunny Acres Retirement Home The end of an era is rapidly approaching. During a hastily scheduled press conference, top 15 in points scorer, @hal announce the retirement of his Mega 10/90 skates. "These wheels have dutifully served me since 1991. We've seen good times, we scored seven goals together this
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2018-2019 All Star Game, MNL Winter Classic Announced
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE The 2019 Monday Night Lights All Star Game will be played under the lights* at the MNL Winter Classic, as MNL's greatest will weather the elements at On The Dunes Hockey Arena in Commerce Charter Twp, MI on March 2nd. The game will be played at 5pm and last 1.5
Inclement Weather Threatens League Games, Many Players Skate From Home
With harsh weather settling into Southeastern Michigan, many workers across Metro Detroit settled in for a cold night. However, many players in the Monday Night Lights Hockey League had to report to GMs their attendance for the game Monday night. Many players were nervous about the drive in. Americans D
Deal or No Deal
Byline: Outside the Office of VP of Strength Capital Both the Whalers and Americans had the opportunity to prove to the league that their trades improved their chances to raise the Keg. Unfortunately both clubs fell short on Monday night. The Whalers were beaten by the front running Nordiques led by
Americans Government Shutdown
Byline: Oval Office of POTUS In lieu of the ongoing government shutdown the MNL Americans are feeling the economic crunch. Government employees have gone 20 days without pay amd now it has impacted the hockey team. The club needed to shed some salary in order to stay solvent. "A tough decision
[SPACETIME CONTINUUM] BREAKING TRADE NEWS: BUSTA SWAPS UP FOR A YOUNGER MODEL
The Time Traveler's Wife Center Ducks General Manager Doc Busta has been looking to elude the Wednesday Trade deadline (and the second law of thermodynamics) by attempting the leagues first Temporal Trade. After completing his mail in Capsule Corp ® time machine, Busta begins his dangerous journey into the past. All was not well though, his
Trade Deadline Rumor Mill
GM's and players spent the bulk of the post game ceremonies conversing trade scenarios. Here is a synopsis of the spicy rumors... Amerks send McShannock & @dreamweaver to Whalers for Jumbo Joe Ellis and @dougefresh Diques send @qziraldo to Seals for @davep to be reunited with @Peso Three way Otto Swap:. @Todd Otto
All Points Bulletin: Young Mexican Boy Breaking and Enter into Houses in Neighborhood
Berkley Police arrested a young Latino boy at 3:30pm Tuesday afternoon in North Berkley while exiting a home. Police were called after local neighbors saw him easily walk into the home and leave a few minutes later with new gloves. The neighbors immediately identified him as riff-raff and contacted authorities. The
Paulinski Delivers “Disappointing” Game in Kamikaze Falcons Return
For the third straight season, Paulinski has opted to sit out of the Kamikaze Falcons season after negotiations stalled in the off-season. In a report during the 2018 off-season, KFalcs GM Jeremy Drager told us that he even tried to bring in North Stars GM Tye Otto to help with
From the MNL Archives: 2016 Week 6
[ From the MNL Archives is a MNLHN series taking articles from the annals of MNL Season One and resurrecting then out of your inbox. This Article is from Week 6 of 2016. ] Seals Stay Hot, Whalers Warming Up The Seals make quick work of the Nordiques, taking the lead in the first period
