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Tye Otto Makes Debut as Discount Urologist

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"Doctor" Tye Otto has recently returned from his residency at Sentinelese Lamb Hospital in a non-disclosed uncontacted pacific island where he studied the sacred art of vasectomy. Early in the 3rd period against the Nordiques, Dr. Otto, with a comfortable 3-1 lead, decided it was time to do some viral

MNLHL Official Jersey Power Rankings

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It's finally here! After a grueling 2 week contest, the ballot has finally been counted and all the vote has been tallied. In a unanimous decision, each team has been placed in the Official power rankings.* With all that out of the way, let's look at the power rankings! *Note: Official

Pearcy Makes Reffing Debut

Dickie Dunn -
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Byline: Viking Ice Arena Place the date of October 5th in your Google calendars and hit the "annual occurrence" button to be reminded yearly when Brian "Trusted Voice" Pearcy donned the striped black and white ref sweater. Pearcy made his referee debut last night officiating the North Stars and Tigers game,

Stars Sparkle in New Threads

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Byline: The Newly Extended Labatt Blue Part Deck   Christmas came early this year for the aged North Stars as Santa and his little elf Bin delivered the club it's new sweaters and a victory over the mighty Americans. Inspired by Lord Stanley's chalice being awarded to the Tampa Bay Lightning

Dickie’s Week One Observations

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Byline: Hazel Park Viking Arena What a glorious night it was Monday as Season 5 of the most prestigious beer league in the world, MNL kicked off. The league was threatened and held hostage by Michigan Governor Stretchin' Gretchen Whitmer of not starting on time due to the Covid Pandemic. Convinced