Citizens looked on in horror on Monday night as a washed up Junior Hockey Player lit up the MNL Nordiques. "Pistol" Pete Niphoratos earned a hat-trick against the struggling team, and even mentioned he could have scored more if he wasn't trying to feed his teammates. The Nordiques tried to

Panic and Awe has gripped the MNL Community after several predictions made by Troy "Nostroydamus" Otto have come true. Marketing himself as a "seer," Nostroydamus has made a fortune among the more gullible members of MNL. The rest of us see through his bullshit and obvious guesses that happen to

The Seals dominated play against the cocky Whalers Monday night, but the game was never truly in their hands until GM and "second hottest Otto" Todd rallied his team with a beaut of a goal in the third period. Whoop started the game off a little slow, really not generating

Nordiques Punching Bag Dave "VapeD" P made fans blush Monday night during what could reasonably be described as a "wardrobe malfunction." Dave began the night looking spiffy in his baby blue pants shell. However, Dave forgot to tighten his belt, and soon after puck drop his shell began to slip

Over this past weekend international leaders met with PETA organizers to stymie the hunt of rare international species. It was the first such international call that has effected nations hunting abilities abroad; including American hunters. An immediate cease and assist on their hunting of animals of all kinds has been