Fans were rioting in Hazel Park Monday night after the curfew clock went off with 2:30 left in regulation. The score was 1-1 and the zamboni driver immediately opened the doors to the ice. Shuga, the Shugacube's GM, verbally acknowledged that a shootout would be an acceptable way to end
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Tye Otto Earns Tye Otto Hat Trick
Tye Otto earned the first ever Tye Otto Hat Trick in history Monday night. He completed it by performing the following stunts: Ref a game that doesn't end in a brawl between the refs and the players Have a >50.0 SV% in net Skate out Tye's multifaceted game was on display
Page 12 News: Americans Win Coveted Stanley Keg
In a Riches to Rags to Riches Story, the Americans defeat the Cocky Seals in a 5-1 rout, sweeping the playoffs for the spunky first year team. The team was mired with controversy throughout the season. Co-GM Manny stepped down in favor of taking a less hands on role "due
Seals Stripped of Victory After Doping Scandal
The Americans will walk to the Keg unopposed this year after GM and defensive powerhouse Todd "Whoop" Otto was caught doping during the playoffs. The MNL Ethics Committee was compelled to take blood tests after Whoop was found with unidentified blue medication. "You ready for the Seal to RIIIIISE baby?" Todd admitted
Ducks fall 4-1 to Two Man Show
The Ducks lost 4-1 Monday night in the first of a three game series against the Americans Paul Proctor and surprise guest Andrew Hetes. On the work site, American forwards could be seen on their lunch break, ensuring they were well nourished for the postgame beers. "Well, after some delays, we had
Dear MNL Participants and Fans
Honestly, I apologize to Monday Night Lights for the confusion, fear, and panic I caused with the posts I published last night. Every Tuesday, I'm under strict supervision not to post due to my agitated state, but I managed to sneak past security and access recording software. Leave it to Ol' Cipps
Paulinski Won’t Pass
Byline: Ann Arbor, MI After being acquired in an early season trade with the vaunted Northstars, center Chad Paulinski @chad_paulinski has lit the lamp on a consistent basis. Drafted in the fourth round by GM @ottotroy29 Paulinski was earmarked as a shut down forward. “We saw Chad as a second line
Troy Otto Leads Successful Referee Camp
Nowhere to go but up! The Ducks won a hard fought game Monday night, but story of the night is definitely the quality of the referee situation in the 10pm game. Referee conduct and player interactions with referees have been topics of great concern as of late, and one team did
Nordiques Miss Playoffs: First Time in Team History
For the first time since the team's inception in 2016, the Nordiques will miss the Stanley Keg Playoffs. The Nordiques were already on the ropes, with a win by the Seals or a loss by them marking the end of their season. The Nordiques came to play the Ducks, the
