With a pluck of a ping pong ball league renowned skilled man; Mr. Skillman and League Commish Troy Otto, plucked the drafting order of MNL’s fourth season from the illustrious backyard patio of Skillman's private estate. "You know what they say. When in Troy.
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MNL Stocks Tumble Amid Looming US Trade War with China
Monday Night Lights Hockey (NYSE:MNLH) stocks declined for a fourth straight trading session Thursday after President Trump said China’s government “broke the deal” on trade. League investments began the week strong after the long-awaited announcement of new league franchise, the Tigers. However investor delights quickly faded due to concerns around 2019
Fire Marshal Extinguishes Roaring House Fire
HAZEL PARK - A league of sixty walked out of their locker room to flames on the ice late Monday Night. The fire broke out around 10:45 p.m. on Woodward Boulevard in Hazel Park at the local Viking Ice Arena. According to the on-ice officials, there was a delayed call against alleged
Uncoachable: How to Take a Slapshot
Coach Jeremy: Hello! This is Coach Jeremy from howtohockey.com and welcome back to the Uncoachable series. Today, we're going to take a look at some key aspects of improving your slapshot power. Just follow these simple instructions and be prepared to get your name called early next July. To help us break
Blue Wave Overtakes America, Encouragement to Vote at All-Time High
Seals Unveil Ballpark Inspired Jerseys
The Seals won an impressive game to start the season off at the top of the standings. Analysts are attempting to determine how much of a factor their snazzy new jerseys had on their dominant play. When questioned, Seals GM and fan favorite Whoop Otto admitted he got the jersey
Breaking News: Serda Joins Whaler Brass
Byline: Hartford, CT In a shocking and blatent attempt to build a SuperTeam to dominate the MNL Hockey League, the Whalers have announced that Captain Jack Serda @jserda will join the team as a Co-GM for the upcoming season. The move instantly propels the Whale to Stanley Keg favorites. According to
Guest Appearance Turns Tragic
Monday June 25th 2018 Viking Arena- Fans and players alike were relieved to see the reemergence of league star and true American hero Paul “22” Proctor after his playoff ending ankle injury this winter. Proctor, made his way through the rink (under his own power) to the cheers of onlookers. “Huh, I
6th Seal of the Tyepocalypse Nearly Broken
Religious leaders around the world held their collective breaths Monday night when Troy Otto nearly completed his first career hat trick against the the Wheeling Taylors. The Troy Hat Trick is one of two remaining unbroken seals of the Tyepocalypse (the only other being the North Stars winning a playoff
MNL to Issue Edict to Wheeling Taylors Forward Dave Cipparone to Stop Stripping Before Games
After his second incident of the 2018 Spring Season, the MNL will issue a "cease and don't strip" edict to Taylors Forward Dave Cipps. MNL deputy commissioner Jeremy Drager told MNLHN via email that the league will inform the Taylors that Cipparone must stop stripping during warmups. "Yes, we will be
