MNL Stocks Tumble Amid Looming US Trade War with China

Monday Night Lights Hockey (NYSE:MNLH) stocks declined for a fourth straight trading session Thursday after President Trump said China’s government “broke the deal” on trade. League investments began the week strong after the long-awaited announcement of new league franchise, the Tigers. However investor delights quickly faded due to concerns around 2019

[SPACETIME CONTINUUM] BREAKING TRADE NEWS: BUSTA SWAPS UP FOR A YOUNGER MODEL

The Time Traveler's Wife Center Ducks General Manager Doc Busta has been looking to elude the Wednesday Trade deadline (and the second law of thermodynamics) by attempting the leagues first Temporal Trade. After completing his mail in Capsule Corp ® time machine, Busta begins his dangerous journey into the past. All was not well though, his

ESPN E:60 Episode 22

The Infamous Paul Proctor's Mismatched Socks ESPN MTV MNL does not condone violence in any way other than dick punches and pony rides on the ice. Off the ice is a completely different story and actions will be dealt with accordingly. There is a ZERO tolerance policy for touching an official.

Troy’s Hard Work and Dedication

What Has Changed With Troy? Everyone who played in the league last year knew Troy as the loud mouth goalie who yells at his Defense and doesn't care how they feel. He was arguably the worst goalie in the league with only 4 goalies. We now have 6 (4 new goalies)

Labatt Blue Party Deck

Is Labatt Blue Party Deck A Real Thing? As many of you have probably read in Dickie Dunn's articles, he tends to mention that of a "Labatt Blue Party Deck". He refers to that as the spot right outside the doors where we congregate to drink some cold brews and freeze

Tye Plays While Troy is Away

Tye Pretends to be The North Star's GM Regner Snubs the Ducks to Show his True Patriotism This past week was all about the Subs and the commotion it made in the executive office. Subs being talked about, friends sending the verbal invite when it is not confirmed, only to have their

The Three North Stars of Pauli’s Belt

The Legend of the Polish Assassin's Pants Photo by Charles "Big Sexy" Machi Pauli's Pants Constellation The Stars of Pauli's Belt will align again for the second consecutive year and you will be able spot this astronomical occurrence on September 11th around 9pm (best viewed from The Viking Ice Arena in Hazel Park).