The MNLHL writers break down their Power Rankings for Week One of the 2018 Spring Season.

Spring season is upon us and all of MNL's fall teams have been shuffled up for some good-natured fun; however, for one team, the night left more to be desired.  Coincidentally, every former North Stars player was kicked out of their locker room when they decided that their white jersey

One of Monday Night Lights' star players may have played his last game in the league. According to sources close to Whalers F Chad Paulinski, the 4'7" sophomore will not be returning for a 3rd season. Paulinski, notorious for his self-deprecation and not playing in Spring Season, has designated himself

In the most unanticipated--yet only relevant--game next week, the Whalers will take on the Golden Seals in first Monday Night Lights Wild Card Week.  Both teams had a similar path to the playoffs.  The Whalers made a trade and lost a player to long term injured reserve, forcing them to

When the snow gets cold, teams expect to miss a few players, but when the Americans had 4 players miss, they decided to slow the game down slower than your commute home last night.  With the Americans missing Mike Shepard, Ryan Allen, Sam Machi, and--most importantly--Americans GM Tim Braunscheidel, other

Late in the second period during the Golden Seals-Mighty Ducks game, Supa Sub Chris "Please believe me, I didn't do it!" Regner got the puck past Mighty Ducks Call-Up G Ryan Zennin. Referee Jim Seidel came to the scorekeepers box and reported the goal, stating the goal was scored by

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE The 2017-2018 MNL All Star Roster has been finally released after votes from the MNLPA have been meticulously calculated.  These players will represent Monday Night Lights in the League's Second All Star Game at Little Caesars Arena on January 21st, 2018.  All Star replacements will be called in for

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On the 12th day of Christmas, MNL gave to me: Twelve Weebles Wobblin' Eleven Snipers snipin' Ten Jims a-jumpin' Nine Whoops a-dancin' Eight Jaws McCrack-in' Seven Swannies leavin' Six Sugars screamin' FIVE GOLDEN SEALS Four Called-off Goals Three Shots from Trent Two Turtle Shoves and will Todd fix the fucking Keg please?