The Ducks on Monday night at Hazel Park Ice Arena decimated the diminutive denizens who once declared independence from Great Britain. In a strong showing, the Ducks put up three on the Americans, one of which in the first shift, to win 3-0, taking the best-of-one playoff series in the
Author: Chad Paulinski
Seal Team 6 Sniper Takes Aim at Americans: Proceed with Extreme Caution
Cage Rage: Face Protection Sparked Atrocity
A cage is to blame for a crime committed late Monday night at Viking Ice Arena, sources reported early Tuesday morning. Wearing a cage temporarily prevented the ability for a strong substitute hockey player to enrage, rendering the substitution ineffective in Monday's game between the Nordiques and North Stars. The Ivory Tower
Breaking News: Hit From Diques GM Sidelines Whalers F Crunk for Three Months
Traded Players Continue to Produce
‘Kamikaze Falcon’ Chad Stephen Irwin Paulinski killed by Stingrays
In what can only be described as a report in terrible taste, Chad Stephen Irwin Paulinski died late Wednesday night doing what he loved best, getting too close to one of the dangerous teams he dedicated his life to goaltend against, with a depressing, self-deprecating personality that propelled him to
MNL Debuts New Game Time Structure; Real Party Now In the Parking Lot
The 2017-18 MNL Season is finally here, but for the players and league managers, it might have come too quickly. With the addition of the Americans and Mighty Ducks as expansion teams, MNL debuted a new game time format. MNL now features two games at 10:00pm, with one game being
Breaking news – Reporter Andru Wheaties calls for removal of Paulinski from MNL Press
In two shocking statements, senior reporter Andru "Spicy" Wheaties has called for the removal of North Stars 4th round draft pick Chad Paulinski from the #pressbox and associated writers, prompting action from the player. Without directly communicating to the 4th round draft pick, Wheaties publicly announced his desires to switch
