Troy Otto may go down as the most talented team captain in All Star Game History after creating the team that would go on to defeat him in a 10-2 stomping. Troy Otto was already a controversial pick for the All Star Game against Vezina shoe-in John Floreno, but no
Author: Charles Machi
Mighty Ducks Complete Circuit: Can They Be Stopped?
You can run, but you can't hide The Ducks showed the Seals who the true heroes of Hazel Park were last night with a 5-2 thrashing, clinching a spot in the MNLHL Playoffs. The Ducks showed their versatility all night, with many of their benders participating in scoring plays. Their 5
Shock and Aww: Behemoths and Benders Both Beat the Ballot
The Good It was no surprise that the Top 10 point leaders in the league were completely represented in the All Star Ballot Results. The teams are all represented, with the Top three teams in the league each sending four of their best skaters to the Big Show. The Seals are
Charming Ducks Rally Against Tail-Spinning North Stars
"I told you they'd start to choke." -"Pistol" Pete Niphoratos In what scholars are describing as "inevitable," the North Stars were defeated Monday 4-2 by the Mighty Ducks. The team Troy Otto once described as "the worst built team in the league" is on a four game streak, only needing to
Junkies Spotted After Statewide Hockey Shortage
Spirits and Real Estate Prices are down after a statewide hockey shortage has brought the riffraff to the forefront. It has been nearly 3 weeks since the last MNL hockey game and players are looking anywhere to get their fix. Local methadone clinics ice arenas are overrun with disheveled benders just
Nordiques Receive Special Christmas Surprise!
Nordiques face of the franchise David "VapeD" Podolan revealed early Monday that the Nordiques received a special gift from Yuletide Gift Man TroyOtto Claus. "I cannt buleeve he came! Mom, Dad, wayke up! TroyOtto came!" -DaveP at 4am Surprise! Hope you've been good this year! Vapey was surprised that instead of a 5th
A Very Bender Christmas Carol
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all passed out drunk Not a bender was stirring, not even poor Crunk; Turnbull left a plea by the chimney with care, In hopes that a point soon would be there; Ryan Allen was nestled all snug in his bed, While visions of deflection goals danced in his head; And
Cammy Clause is Coming to Town
The Nordiques have seen the wrath of jovial Yuletide gift bringer Cammy Clause after several of their players landed themselves on the naughty list. The Nordiques, in a midseason slump (Week 3-Week 11 is technically midseason), decided to bring in new goalie Cam Clauser to guide their sleigh to victory.
APB: MISSING PERSONS REPORT
AMBER ALERT: TROY OTTO SEARCHING FOR WHEREABOUTS OF WARDS PESO AND VAPED LAST SEEN GETTING LIT UP BY NORTH STARS HOCKEY TEAM CARETAKER PANTY DROPPER WANTED FOR QUESTIONING
Otto Charms Ducks in Winning Streak
Troy Otto has once again proved to be a good luck charm for the rising Mighty Ducks. Troy played defense for 42 minutes last week in the Ducks 4-3 win against the No-Diques. He then played for the Ducks again last night in net to beat the 2nd Place Ameri-Can'ts
