After his second incident of the 2018 Spring Season, the MNL will issue a "cease and don't strip" edict to Taylors Forward Dave Cipps. MNL deputy commissioner Jeremy Drager told MNLHN via email that the league will inform the Taylors that Cipparone must stop stripping during warmups. "Yes, we will be
Author: Charles Machi
Clockgate Adds Asterisk to Shugacube Victory
Fans were rioting in Hazel Park Monday night after the curfew clock went off with 2:30 left in regulation. The score was 1-1 and the zamboni driver immediately opened the doors to the ice. Shuga, the Shugacube's GM, verbally acknowledged that a shootout would be an acceptable way to end
Tye Passes “Gooniest Otto” Title to Troy
Troy Otto had a hell of a night. Playing defense for both games, Troy managed to rack up two penalties and a -2 rating on the night. How did the 3rd round defensive stud drop so low after a solid +3 week one? It all began when the Nordiques CLAWZ
Tye Otto Earns Tye Otto Hat Trick
Tye Otto earned the first ever Tye Otto Hat Trick in history Monday night. He completed it by performing the following stunts: Ref a game that doesn't end in a brawl between the refs and the players Have a >50.0 SV% in net Skate out Tye's multifaceted game was on display
Page 12 News: Americans Win Coveted Stanley Keg
In a Riches to Rags to Riches Story, the Americans defeat the Cocky Seals in a 5-1 rout, sweeping the playoffs for the spunky first year team. The team was mired with controversy throughout the season. Co-GM Manny stepped down in favor of taking a less hands on role "due
Seals Stripped of Victory After Doping Scandal
The Americans will walk to the Keg unopposed this year after GM and defensive powerhouse Todd "Whoop" Otto was caught doping during the playoffs. The MNL Ethics Committee was compelled to take blood tests after Whoop was found with unidentified blue medication. "You ready for the Seal to RIIIIISE baby?" Todd admitted
Ducks fall 4-1 to Two Man Show
The Ducks lost 4-1 Monday night in the first of a three game series against the Americans Paul Proctor and surprise guest Andrew Hetes. On the work site, American forwards could be seen on their lunch break, ensuring they were well nourished for the postgame beers. "Well, after some delays, we had
Troy Otto Leads Successful Referee Camp
Nowhere to go but up! The Ducks won a hard fought game Monday night, but story of the night is definitely the quality of the referee situation in the 10pm game. Referee conduct and player interactions with referees have been topics of great concern as of late, and one team did
North Stars Revert to Old Management Style in Shootout Loss
The season continues to remain interesting, as the Whalers' 3-2 shootout win on Monday has kept them in the race for third place. Troy Otto and his North Stars looked to control pace for the first period, with the Whalers only managing to land 3 shots on goal. The Whalers
Nordiques Miss Playoffs: First Time in Team History
For the first time since the team's inception in 2016, the Nordiques will miss the Stanley Keg Playoffs. The Nordiques were already on the ropes, with a win by the Seals or a loss by them marking the end of their season. The Nordiques came to play the Ducks, the
