After hours of complaints by noisy MNLers, Dangle Sauce has unveiled a new cost effective option for custom jerseys that eliminates the need for long lead times. "You spoke and we listened. We realized that having unlimited options were adding to our delays so we eliminated a few choices that cause
Author: Charles Machi
Dangle Sauce Delivers Mismatched Jerseys: MNLHL Forced to Realign
The new MNLHL season has already started off rocky with two weeks in a row of missing jerseys from IHL partner Dangle Sauce. With growing pressure from the league and its fans, Lead League Designer and Head Money Guy Jeremy "Panty Dropper" Drager reached out to DS to request an
Champion Nordiques Settle On Blockbuster Trade With Scheming Golden Seals
After days of deliberations, and multiple outbursts by Seals GM Whoop Otto, the Nordiques and the Seals have agreed on a trade of 3 draft spots each. Seals Get: #8, #36, and #49 overall picks Nordiques Get: #19, #24, and #52 overall picks When reached for comment, superstar Nordiques GM Jeremy "Pantydropper" Drager
Manbun Lights the Lamp for First Time
Fans rejoiced Wednesday night when elderly pretty boy Brian "Manbun" Pearcy finally scored his first goal of the 2018-19 season. Pearcy was in a slump before his goal, and because of his 4 pims on the season, was dead last in the points standings behind LTIR draft bust General McCracken. Because
Michigan Celebrates its First Weedmas
Michiganders rejoice as December 6th marks the first day they can legally enjoy recreational marijuana. Already traditions have been spreading, especially in hockey leagues throughout metro Detroit. Families are permitted to put up up to twelve Weedmas trees, which they make sure to decorate with pipes, bongs, and depections of Weedmas's
Bend It Like Benders
When it rains, it pours in the MNLHL, where goalies were feeling the pressure after a combined 27 goals were scored in regulation Monday night. Proctor Sub Andrew Dion and Best Looking Ellis Joe managed to each nab themselves a hat-trick for their respective teams. However, their hard work was
Seals Unveil Ballpark Inspired Jerseys
The Seals won an impressive game to start the season off at the top of the standings. Analysts are attempting to determine how much of a factor their snazzy new jerseys had on their dominant play. When questioned, Seals GM and fan favorite Whoop Otto admitted he got the jersey
BREAKING: Nordiques and North Stars Agree to Blockbuster Trade
The Nordiques have already improved their chances of winning a game this season after "earning" the number one overall draft pick in a totally unbiased and impartial selection process. Nordiques GM and MNL Punching Bag Jeremy "Panty Dropper" Drager found a way to improve his team even further. Sources close
CLAWZ PAWZ Will Face the Shakes in Consolation Game
Congratulations to CLAWZ PAWZ and the Shakes for both playing great games and making their way to the Consolation Bracket. The PAWZ hung with Jeremy Coan the Wheeling Taylors for most of their game, but they lacked the offense to pull out a win. Their active goal scoring leader, Troy
6th Seal of the Tyepocalypse Nearly Broken
Religious leaders around the world held their collective breaths Monday night when Troy Otto nearly completed his first career hat trick against the the Wheeling Taylors. The Troy Hat Trick is one of two remaining unbroken seals of the Tyepocalypse (the only other being the North Stars winning a playoff
