After gruelling negotiations, consensus was finally reached to revive the Christmas Eve MNLHL Podcast. Please join host Brian Pearcy, the one you tune in for Charles Machi, and the reason for the mute button Andrew Hetes to talk all topics from league standings all the way down to favorite Christmas

Undoctored image of Allen berating the refs Togers General Manager and "Captain" Ryan Allen has been issued a one week suspension for violating Rule 1 of the MNL handbook: conduct unbefitting of the MNLHL. Allen showed blatant disrespect of the refs on Monday night when he admitted to the on-ice official

Democracy has been shaken to its core as MNL leadership has discovered personnel close to the Ivory Tower have been accused of being responsible for tampering with voting of the 2021-2022 Dickie Dunn Awards. Bizarrely, only one down-ballot race, the Essence of Otto Award, was affected. No suspects are in

Hazel Park (AP) — Tragedy struck early Tuesday morning in a small Detroit suburb when large geological activity was detected on the west side of Viking Ice Arena. In an event that seismologists are calling "baffling," two parallel fault lines spontaneously formed around 12:30 AM and extended about half the

Controversy sullied what should have been an exciting game when North Stars stud Tim Kimmel was deemed ineligible to participate in the game's shootout after he had already scored to keep his team alive. Kimmel was apparently ineligible due to a penalty he was serving at the end of overtime,

"Doctor" Tye Otto has recently returned from his residency at Sentinelese Lamb Hospital in a non-disclosed uncontacted pacific island where he studied the sacred art of vasectomy. Early in the 3rd period against the Nordiques, Dr. Otto, with a comfortable 3-1 lead, decided it was time to do some viral

It's finally here! After a grueling 2 week contest, the ballot has finally been counted and all the vote has been tallied. In a unanimous decision, each team has been placed in the Official power rankings.* With all that out of the way, let's look at the power rankings! *Note: Official

2020 has been the year of unpredictable events across the world and in our tiny little corner of it in the Monday Night Lights Hockey League. Ice Rinks have shuttered their doors, men have had their bones broken, and all of the Ottos made it to the finals (I shutter

MNL has largely operated under little to no regulation since its inception in 2016, but rapid expansion has exponentially increased the amount of traffic in slack, leading to the phenomenon known as Global Posting. Global Posting is suspected to be caused by hot air released by a device known as

Celebrations were cut short in Hazel Park Monday night when the League declared it would be investigating the struggling Ducks for multiple ethical and rules violations. The Ducks, coming off a 3 game losing streak, needed to do something to get the fans out of their seats. They decided to