2023 Dickie Dunn Award Winners

The new Troy Otto (soon to be known as the Woodsie Weiner Award) trophy! Here is a list of the 2023 Dickie Award Winners... Ken Holland GM's of the Year- Tigers Skillman & RAllen Essence of Otto Award- Troy wins by 2.5% over Lindsay Hal Doherty September Heisman- Whalers 82.5% Clearasil

Vote for the 2023 Dickie Dunn Awards

Its a magical time of year in MNL. The Americans and Tigers are two wins away from the Stanley Keg, everyone else is ready to hit the golf course. Even more important is that its time to vote for the prestigious Dickie Dunn Awards. There are three separate Survey Monkey

Last Call for Dickie’s!

First off gentlemen, I want to apologize for not getting an article out in a while. Dickie had to use the Family Medical Leave Act to ensure that his pal Bin got checked in at rehab. Bin has been suffering severe depression since the Maroons lost in the wild card

Late Goal Earns Bye

Billed as the Game of the Year in MNL, the clash between the Nordiques and Maroons Monday night lived up to the billing. The game originally scheduled for 9pm was flexed by the Panty News Network to the 10pm premier spot to allow viewers in British Columbia a chance to

Vape v Werver

This reporter was watching the Tiger v Maroon game and after it was completed slowly strolled into the Olympic rink to see two men rolling around on the ground. Quickly pulling out my camera I was able to capture this image for posterity. At first glance I knew it was

Pfister-Gate

The drama leading up to the Tigers versus Maroons game started early Monday morning and lasted until 10pm when the final buzzer sounded. First overall pick in the 2022-23 MNL draft, Sugar Shawn Hardy was called away for work opening up a sub replacement spot for the Maroon line up.

Dave Vin’DANDY’ of a Goal!

The surging North Stars started fast and sustained the dessert swarm defense all evening Monday night against the fledgling Maroons enroute to a dominating 4-1 victory. For the second week in a row the Maroons slept through most of the game giving up numerous grade A scoring chances without mustering

Night in Review…

To say Monday January 9, 2023 was a strange night is an understatement. The top of the table totally flexed their muscles as seeds 4-6 all had convincing wins over the 1-3 placed teams. The night began early with the brilliant and talented Dr. Mike Sikorski delivering an impactful seminar

Maroons Whip Whalers

Monday night the vaunted Maroons wanted to make a statement to the rest of the league. Viewing the contest as a measuring stick, the Maroons looked at the match up versus the number one team in the league as a chance to prove they are Keg contenders. "We feel like

MNL Honors World Cup With Low Scores

Andrew Keila was the only goalie to allow more than one goal Monday. A Monday Night Lights all time record fell last night with a total of only five goals scored for a combined six teams within three games. "In a nod to the 2022 World Cup soccer tournament, scoring this