Poor Hetes... his season ended before it almost began this season. The Scouts as a team met a similar fate last night terminating their melancholy and dreadful season. "I had no idea that we peaked 8 seconds into the season with the fastest goal in league history" said a dejected

I understand that next Monday is a critical week for seeding. Just want to give everyone a heads up that next Tuesday Dickie Dunn will start taking nominations for the Annual Dickie Awards. Start thinking of nominees. These are regular season awards given to MNL's finest. There will be a

This week we are not going to focus on one single game, rather let's focus on some league wide news. Topic #1 will focus on referees, specifically our homegrown variety. In general I believe it is a rare beer league that officiates their own. The 10,000 foot view reveals that

Monday night was a chance for the Scouts and Tigers blockbuster trade to come to fruition. Both clubs looked to see if their transaction would pay dividends on the ice. The first trade of the 2023/24 season would send Timmy Kimmel, Spicy Hetes and Ryan Z to the Scouts in

The Americans continued their hot streak Monday night against the lowly Scouts, putting them on a three game heater. Entering the match the Ivory Tower hamstringed the red white and blue by leveling a one game suspension against their superstar forward Drake "Arby's" Braun. The penalty for the American's included

Going into Monday night every sports book in Las Vegas had the vaunted Whalers as heavy favorites against the lowly Scouts. Gamblers across the MNL-is-Phere saw this matchup as easy money and heavily dropped dollar bills on the green and blue. After the Whalers jumped out to an early two

Were going to try a new format this week with just some random observations, quotes and story lines from week 8 of the MNL season... -Those spunky Diques vanquished the Whalers in a one sided affair 4-0. Somewhere the members of the 1972 Miami Dolphins are popping champagne bottles celebrating the

A clear line of demarcation has formed this year in MNL and is unmistaknly depicted in the standings. There is a top and bottom half of the league that separates the big boy teams and the childrens table. The mighty Whalers, Tigers and North Stars are dominating the rest of

The lowly Scouts entered Monday night with a chip on their shoulder looking for the franchises first win against the Americans. Both clubs have had abysmal starts to the hockey year. The Scouts were winless while red white and blue had managed only one victory. The victor of the matchup

With his meteoric rise in popularity, famous penis enlargement company Nugenix has sign David Vape Podolan as it's newest spokesman. After another spectacular fantasy hockey performance on Monday night Vape received two phone calls from some very famous people... former Chicago White Sox slugger Frank 'The Big Hurt' Thomas and