Byline: Candlewood Suites, Lansing MI Sixty six MNL players somehow made it through the summer without meaningful hockey to play. Some underwent extreme physical transformations by working out while others worked on their mental game. Alas, on Monday night all of the waiting and anticipation was unleashed. The game scheduled for
Author: Dickie Dunn
Evaluating MNL
Byline: Central Scouting Office Sometimes it's important to reflect and evaluate. This reporter has spent the last 12 months with MNL and has witnessed incredible progress throughout the league. Last August a middle-aged Fire Marshal was invited to play in a league where he was told that @wilkie was the best
MNL Draft Grades
Breaking News: Serda Joins Whaler Brass
Byline: Hartford, CT In a shocking and blatent attempt to build a SuperTeam to dominate the MNL Hockey League, the Whalers have announced that Captain Jack Serda @jserda will join the team as a Co-GM for the upcoming season. The move instantly propels the Whale to Stanley Keg favorites. According to
MNL TOP 3 PROSPECTS
Byline: Toronto, Ontario Preparing for the 2018/19 MNL Draft is comparably to studying for a trigonometry exam. Team GM’s and scouting personnel are spending days and hours breaking down prospective players. Teams look to balance speed, size, ability, leadership and skill to form their respective clubs for the season. Nordiques GM
Diques Win! Set to Draft #1
Byline: Panty's Backyard The Nordiques have won something... The number one pick in the upcoming 2018/19 MNL Draft. The lucky ping pong ball was selected randomly out of @pantydropper hat in the scorching Berkley sun. "With the #1 selection in the draft...the Nordiques" exclaimed Associate Director of Central Scouting @suokas as
Cubes Substitute Splenda Serda for Sugar
Rivalries Heating Up
Pearcy Suffers Near Fatal Butt-End Byline: Wolfie’s BBQ Pub & Grub The MNL league heated up last night with some feisty play and heated exchanges. Teams are in the middle of facing each other for the second time during spring play and tensions have grown. Clawz Pawz was still searching for their
PAWZ ICE COLD
Byline: The gutter This reporter has covered thousands of games and has used numerous superlatives to describe what I have witnessed... but today I find myself speechless. Version 2.1 of the Nordiques were handed one of the ugliest and worst beat downs in league history. Even with the scoreboard reading SugarCubes
Nailers Nab Second Rounder
Byline: Viking Arena Parking Lot Wheeling Taylors GM @dslackerone Cipps and Clawz Pawz consummated a landmark trade last night after a long negotiation process. The deal sends venerable MNL veteran @Peso to the Mighty Nailers in exchange for steady defenseman @dougefresh . The trade came as a surprise to the league
