Byline: Panty's Backyard The Nordiques have won something... The number one pick in the upcoming 2018/19 MNL Draft. The lucky ping pong ball was selected randomly out of @pantydropper hat in the scorching Berkley sun. "With the #1 selection in the draft...the Nordiques" exclaimed Associate Director of Central Scouting @suokas as
Author: Dickie Dunn
Cubes Substitute Splenda Serda for Sugar
Rivalries Heating Up
Pearcy Suffers Near Fatal Butt-End Byline: Wolfie’s BBQ Pub & Grub The MNL league heated up last night with some feisty play and heated exchanges. Teams are in the middle of facing each other for the second time during spring play and tensions have grown. Clawz Pawz was still searching for their
PAWZ ICE COLD
Byline: The gutter This reporter has covered thousands of games and has used numerous superlatives to describe what I have witnessed... but today I find myself speechless. Version 2.1 of the Nordiques were handed one of the ugliest and worst beat downs in league history. Even with the scoreboard reading SugarCubes
Nailers Nab Second Rounder
Byline: Viking Arena Parking Lot Wheeling Taylors GM @dslackerone Cipps and Clawz Pawz consummated a landmark trade last night after a long negotiation process. The deal sends venerable MNL veteran @Peso to the Mighty Nailers in exchange for steady defenseman @dougefresh . The trade came as a surprise to the league
Donald S. Cherry Paulinski Sits Down With Ron McDrager
Airing last night during the first intermission of the game between Winnipeg and the Wild, Coach's Corner featured an interview with Chad and Panty. The discussions revolved around players in the Lil Makushita stable and possible trade destinations. @chad_paulinski intimated that multiple players under his representation have been linked to
Rumor Mill
Rumors Abound Byline: Quicken Loans Board Room Two games into the MNL Spring Season and rumors of trades have have begun to emerge. With the league split into the "haves" and "have nots" General Managers have begun to put some feelers out according to league sources. Player agent @chad_paulinski says that he
Coan Under Siege
Spring Season Opens With Shootout Thriller
Byline: Viking Arena The mystical feeling of opening day was in the air. The celebratory red white and blue bunting was displayed proudly around the building. The smell of popcorn and beer filled the arena. Small children wept as MNL players entered the rink. Fittingly, Clawz Pawz and the Sugar Cubes
Americans up 1-0 in Keg Series
Byline: Norfolk Nebraska Watching live from Nebraska this reporter watched a live stream of game one between the Americans and the Seals. A fantastic broadcast from @chad_paulinski and @pantydropper diagnosed the play of the game. Dressed in suit coats the dynamic duo transmitted live the events transpiring world wide. “It was
