Byline: Detroit Zoo Zebra Exhibit Controversy is no stranger to the league and it’s officials. Mired in conspiracy theories and innuendo, league founder and current Director of All Hockey Matters @ottotroy29 , is dealing with possible collusion. In question is the “relationship” between Director of Officiating @JgtWrubel and strong, late
Author: Dickie Dunn
Speed Kills
Whalers Win Amongst Scandal
Byline: Outside the Ivory Tower The Whalers and Americans played a hard fought and ugly game last night that needed to be determined by Bender OT. Following league rules employed by senior MNL officials, both clubs designated their respective grinders for the extra period. Each team had glorious chances to win
The Legend of Captain Jack
In a league of mere mortals, one player stands head and shoulders above them all… Captain Jack Serda @jserda . Often listed as the sidekick of Whaler Goliath @youngtr7, Serda has proven to be the top billed player on the squad. #10 adorned in green and blue proved last night
Northstars Recieve Early Christmas Present
Byline: Santa’s Workshop By all accounts the Americans versus the Northstars was a tale of two halves. The first half of the game was dominated by the Amerks as they jumped out to an early 4-1 lead. “We were in complete control and let our foot off the gas” said forward
McShannock Goes Duck Hunting
Byline: VIP Hatrick +1 Lounge Jason McShannock @jmcshannock single handedly beat the Not So Mighty Ducklings last night. McShanny had a career night by netting four goals and leading the Americans to their fourth straight win. “Everything he put on net seemed to go in” said defensive leader @manny . McShannock
Chain-Gate
Byline: Labatt Blue Party Deck Tensions between the Seals and North Stars have grown to a troubling level. Both organizations are trying to become the “class” of MNL. The North Stars are currently the gold standard club. In attempt to replicate the Stars success, the Seals committed outright thievery. The sacred
Tuesday’s With Dickie
In an effort to mix things up a little this article is more of a collection of thoughts and observations from week 6… @Troy Otto put on a psuedo strip tease on the ice last night with his "thigh highs" around his ankles. That was disturbing yet arousing.the Americans v Seals
North vs South
Byline: Lansing, MI Monday night featured the pride of two Countries facing each other for North American hockey supremacy. The vaunted men if the North Nordiques battled with Team America. It was a sloppy affair that left a few soldiers wounded on the battle field. In the end the Americans prevailed
America’s Got Talent
Byline: MSP Command Headquarters, Lansing MI The Americans entered the night still searching for their first win of the season. By 11pm they had a checkmark in the win column. The Americans survived with a tight and tense 2-1 victory over the Whale. The story of the night was the tremendous

