Byline: VIP Hatrick +1 Lounge Jason McShannock @jmcshannock single handedly beat the Not So Mighty Ducklings last night. McShanny had a career night by netting four goals and leading the Americans to their fourth straight win. “Everything he put on net seemed to go in” said defensive leader @manny . McShannock
Author: Dickie Dunn
Chain-Gate
Byline: Labatt Blue Party Deck Tensions between the Seals and North Stars have grown to a troubling level. Both organizations are trying to become the “class” of MNL. The North Stars are currently the gold standard club. In attempt to replicate the Stars success, the Seals committed outright thievery. The sacred
Tuesday’s With Dickie
In an effort to mix things up a little this article is more of a collection of thoughts and observations from week 6… @Troy Otto put on a psuedo strip tease on the ice last night with his "thigh highs" around his ankles. That was disturbing yet arousing.the Americans v Seals
North vs South
Byline: Lansing, MI Monday night featured the pride of two Countries facing each other for North American hockey supremacy. The vaunted men if the North Nordiques battled with Team America. It was a sloppy affair that left a few soldiers wounded on the battle field. In the end the Americans prevailed
America’s Got Talent
Byline: MSP Command Headquarters, Lansing MI The Americans entered the night still searching for their first win of the season. By 11pm they had a checkmark in the win column. The Americans survived with a tight and tense 2-1 victory over the Whale. The story of the night was the tremendous
Opening Night!
Byline: Candlewood Suites, Lansing MI Sixty six MNL players somehow made it through the summer without meaningful hockey to play. Some underwent extreme physical transformations by working out while others worked on their mental game. Alas, on Monday night all of the waiting and anticipation was unleashed. The game scheduled for
Evaluating MNL
Byline: Central Scouting Office Sometimes it's important to reflect and evaluate. This reporter has spent the last 12 months with MNL and has witnessed incredible progress throughout the league. Last August a middle-aged Fire Marshal was invited to play in a league where he was told that @wilkie was the best
MNL Draft Grades
Breaking News: Serda Joins Whaler Brass
Byline: Hartford, CT In a shocking and blatent attempt to build a SuperTeam to dominate the MNL Hockey League, the Whalers have announced that Captain Jack Serda @jserda will join the team as a Co-GM for the upcoming season. The move instantly propels the Whale to Stanley Keg favorites. According to
MNL TOP 3 PROSPECTS
Byline: Toronto, Ontario Preparing for the 2018/19 MNL Draft is comparably to studying for a trigonometry exam. Team GM’s and scouting personnel are spending days and hours breaking down prospective players. Teams look to balance speed, size, ability, leadership and skill to form their respective clubs for the season. Nordiques GM
