Byline: Bristol, CT ESPN released the first round picks yesterday. The biggest surprises where Pistol going second overall and the back door deal the Nordiques pulled off to acquire @youngtr7. @pantydropper commented on the shocking pick, “not only did we get the best Dman in the league but we also made
Author: Dickie Dunn
ESPN The Ocho Releases Mock Draft
Byline: Bristol, CT One of the most exciting days on the Detroit Lions football schedule is the day after they are eliminated from the playoff race. Fans of the Lions immediately look towards the next draft. The Seals and Americans are experiencing the same feelings today. As a result, ESPN’s Mel
An Icon Announces Retirement
Byline: Sunny Acres Retirement Home The end of an era is rapidly approaching. During a hastily scheduled press conference, top 15 in points scorer, @hal announce the retirement of his Mega 10/90 skates. "These wheels have dutifully served me since 1991. We've seen good times, we scored seven goals together this
Deal or No Deal
Byline: Outside the Office of VP of Strength Capital Both the Whalers and Americans had the opportunity to prove to the league that their trades improved their chances to raise the Keg. Unfortunately both clubs fell short on Monday night. The Whalers were beaten by the front running Nordiques led by
Americans Government Shutdown
Byline: Oval Office of POTUS In lieu of the ongoing government shutdown the MNL Americans are feeling the economic crunch. Government employees have gone 20 days without pay amd now it has impacted the hockey team. The club needed to shed some salary in order to stay solvent. "A tough decision
Trade Deadline Rumor Mill
GM's and players spent the bulk of the post game ceremonies conversing trade scenarios. Here is a synopsis of the spicy rumors... Amerks send McShannock & @dreamweaver to Whalers for Jumbo Joe Ellis and @dougefresh Diques send @qziraldo to Seals for @davep to be reunited with @Peso Three way Otto Swap:. @Todd Otto
What Presents Each Team Needs Under Their Christmas Tree
Byline: North Pole As Santa prepares to shower children all over the world with gifts, we look at what each MNL team needs under their tree... Nordiques: Proctor's Health. The baby blue have been on quite a tear since 22's return to the league from a gruesome @adamhousesr hack. The rags to
House and Bin Form a Charity
Ducks Seek and Gain Athletic Asylum in America
Byline: Shamrock Hazel Park A swarm of illegal immigrants of Greek descent stormed the southern border of America on Monday night. The group donned in purple and teal looked to gain asylum and move up the MNL standings. President @manny ordered his troops to defend their territory but were severely outmatched.
