Trade Deadline Rumor Mill

GM's and players spent the bulk of the post game ceremonies conversing trade scenarios. Here is a synopsis of the spicy rumors... Amerks send McShannock & @dreamweaver to Whalers for Jumbo Joe Ellis and @dougefresh Diques send @qziraldo to Seals for @davep to be reunited with @Peso Three way Otto Swap:. @Todd Otto

What Presents Each Team Needs Under Their Christmas Tree

Byline: North Pole As Santa prepares to shower children all over the world with gifts, we look at what each MNL team needs under their tree... Nordiques: Proctor's Health. The baby blue have been on quite a tear since 22's return to the league from a gruesome @adamhousesr hack. The rags to

House and Bin Form a Charity

A new relationship formed last night during the North Stars v Americans tilt. Early in the third period of a hotly contested match, forward Adam House of Shamrocks and Bin engaged in a thoughtful on ice discussion. Both players traded ideas at close quarters to form a charity for worthy

Ducks Seek and Gain Athletic Asylum in America

Byline: Shamrock Hazel Park A swarm of illegal immigrants of Greek descent stormed the southern border of America on Monday night. The group donned in purple and teal looked to gain asylum and move up the MNL standings. President @manny ordered his troops to defend their territory but were severely outmatched.

Shooting Gallery in NHL Rink

Byline: Labatt Blue Party Deck Although not depicted accurately on the scoreboard, the game between the Golden Seals and Americans was a run and gun affair. Respective goalies @CLAWZ and @Tom Leader were pelted by rubber and kicked away the majority of biscuits. The Seals set the tone on the first

Another Scandal Involving MNL Refs

Byline: Detroit Zoo Zebra Exhibit Controversy is no stranger to the league and it’s officials. Mired in conspiracy theories and innuendo, league founder and current Director of All Hockey Matters @ottotroy29 , is dealing with possible collusion. In question is the “relationship” between Director of Officiating @JgtWrubel and strong, late

Speed Kills

Byline: HP Olympic Rink In a very well played game the surging Nordiques beat the Americans 3-1 last night. The win secures the baby blue the top spot in MNL power rankings presented by the Otto & Brothers Megaphone Company. "The game was fast paced with back and forth action. It

Whalers Win Amongst Scandal

Byline: Outside the Ivory Tower The Whalers and Americans played a hard fought and ugly game last night that needed to be determined by Bender OT. Following league rules employed by senior MNL officials, both clubs designated their respective grinders for the extra period. Each team had glorious chances to win

The Legend of Captain Jack

In a league of mere mortals, one player stands head and shoulders above them all… Captain Jack Serda @jserda . Often listed as the sidekick of Whaler Goliath @youngtr7, Serda has proven to be the top billed player on the squad. #10 adorned in green and blue proved last night

Northstars Recieve Early Christmas Present

Byline: Santa’s Workshop By all accounts the Americans versus the Northstars was a tale of two halves. The first half of the game was dominated by the Amerks as they jumped out to an early 4-1 lead. “We were in complete control and let our foot off the gas” said forward