3 Stars of the Night

Week four of “It’s Only Spring” league play is in the books and the teams are separating themselves. The mighty Frontenacs appear to be positioning themselves for a long playoff run while Must Be Nice is doing their version of the 2018 Nordiques. “The two clubs are going in opposite

Benders Rule the Night

This week's selection of the "Trois Estoiles" was clearly defined by the outstanding performances of lower draft round plyers. 3rd Star of the Night: @Todd Otto Back from the depths of society and fresh off a four week Panty-like bender/vacation. Whoop graced everyone with his presence. He smelled of cheap hookers

3 Stars of the Night – 4/8/19

The 2019 MNL Spring Season kicked off last night in front of a sold out Viking Arena. Game one featured the Frontenacs led by Joey Brennan versus Must Be Nice and @smatchmo . Early on it was a feeling out process for both clubs as they learned to play with

2019 MNL Finals Preview

Byline: Associated Press The cream of the crop has risen. The 2019 rendition of the Stanley Keg Finals features the top two teams in the league. The favored and top heavy Nordiques look to hand the North Stars another post season disappointment. This proves to be a series of individuals versus

Semi-Finals Predictions

Byline: Office of Dionne Warwick (young guys look her up) The league has been paired down to only four team still eligible to hoist the Stanley Keg. We are only hours away from the semis starting and I offer you my predictions…. Ducks v North Stars: The fact that the North

ESPN Mock Draft 1.0 Second Round

Byline: Bristol, CT ESPN released the first round picks yesterday. The biggest surprises where Pistol going second overall and the back door deal the Nordiques pulled off to acquire @youngtr7. @pantydropper commented on the shocking pick, “not only did we get the best Dman in the league but we also made

ESPN The Ocho Releases Mock Draft

Byline: Bristol, CT One of the most exciting days on the Detroit Lions football schedule is the day after they are eliminated from the playoff race. Fans of the Lions immediately look towards the next draft. The Seals and Americans are experiencing the same feelings today. As a result, ESPN’s Mel

An Icon Announces Retirement

Byline: Sunny Acres Retirement Home The end of an era is rapidly approaching. During a hastily scheduled press conference, top 15 in points scorer, @hal announce the retirement of his Mega 10/90 skates. "These wheels have dutifully served me since 1991. We've seen good times, we scored seven goals together this

Deal or No Deal

Byline: Outside the Office of VP of Strength Capital Both the Whalers and Americans had the opportunity to prove to the league that their trades improved their chances to raise the Keg. Unfortunately both clubs fell short on Monday night. The Whalers were beaten by the front running Nordiques led by

Americans Government Shutdown

Byline: Oval Office of POTUS In lieu of the ongoing government shutdown the MNL Americans are feeling the economic crunch. Government employees have gone 20 days without pay amd now it has impacted the hockey team. The club needed to shed some salary in order to stay solvent. "A tough decision