This reporter was watching the Tiger v Maroon game and after it was completed slowly strolled into the Olympic rink to see two men rolling around on the ground. Quickly pulling out my camera I was able to capture this image for posterity. At first glance I knew it was DaveP by his recognizable toothless grin but who was this poor soul he had pinned on the mat? I immediately noticed the downed player was wearing a bubble and had a fleeting thought it was poor Chad Paulinski floundering like a turtle on its back. “As an Asian Polish American I condone violence but if it was me who got attacked by DaveP I would have pulled out some of my Chinese throwing stars and carved his face off’ said Chad. As the players were separated by referee Wruble it became apparent that it was none other than newlywed Weaver. What on earth could have prompted such a scrum? The crowd was mixed with emotion as I asked for details. Hockey elitist Troy Otto was disgusted. Scorekeeper Hetes was excited to play the theme of Rocky. Peso was screaming to both players to land bombs. Hal was calmly drinking a Molson. Proctor was laughing his ass off. Pistol was already trying to figure out the meme he would create tomorrow.  Pelot had to be restrained because he wanted a chance to punch Vape. Woodsie didn’t know where he was because he was so high.

Troy covered the circumstances of what happened on the ice so I wont bore you with another point of view. But, this reporter was able to catch up with both combatants post-coitus.

Dickie: What prompted you to use Dave P’s helmet like a Titleist Pro V I?

Weaver: After we got tangled up and his bucket came off I just lost it and my body took over and I just swung at it like I was in a pot bunker.

Dickie: Any regrets about doing that?

Weaver: Yeah… next time I will make sure his head is still in it!

Dickie: So Dave, how does it feel to beat up a guy 24 inches taller than you?

Vape: Eye sure did beet his azz, didn’t eye..

Dickie: Some say that you are now the undisputed feather weight champion of MNL.

Vape: If Wrubs and Tirtul dont be jumpin in’s eye wood still be throwin power shotz at his grill. The dude needled to gets his face punched in and eye was happy too do it. Dont let me size fool ya… eye run wiff da big dogs!

This image was the second picture I was able to take of the skirmish just after the players were separated…

Clearly Vape floats like a butterfly and stings like a Flea.

Dickie Dunn