The Tigers and Americans both squandered chances Monday night to gain any ground on each other. Both teams have struggled mightily this season with a combined record of 2-12-0. With one complete rotation in the books signifying the 1/3 mark of the season, management for both clubs are sending out “feelers” for trade partners. “The Tigers are open for business” lamented GM Jeff Skilly Skillman. “No one is protected… I would trade RAllen for the drool at the bottom of Woodsie’s Labbat if it made us better”. The Tigers have assets like super sniper Drago and MNL darling Andrew Wheaties Hetes that could bring back a ransom to the lovable kitties. Similarly, the Americans are looking for a jolt in the arm. GM Paul Antioch has been fielding phone calls all morning. “I can’t speak about specifics but a team who wears green and yellow suggested a swap that would make both teams better”. It seems destined that the two bottom dwellers will be battling it out all year for the final playoff spot. Both teams have a lot of players who are looking for a good home because losing SUCKS!

Frustrated,

Dickie Dunn