“Doctor” Tye Otto has recently returned from his residency at Sentinelese Lamb Hospital in a non-disclosed uncontacted pacific island where he studied the sacred art of vasectomy. Early in the 3rd period against the Nordiques, Dr. Otto, with a comfortable 3-1 lead, decided it was time to do some viral marketing for his new outpatient office behind Legends. With Bin streaking in looking to put the Diques on ice, Dr. Tye instead decided to put Bin’s nuts on ice instead, so he fired the puck straight into Bin’s jock. Bin went down hard, but after the administration of some general anesthetic (beer), he was back on the ice.

“I figured the risk was low,” remarked the Doctor after the game. “Bin has been married for 23 years. I’m pretty sure he’s done having kids anyway. Find me in the alley behind the club! And don’t go to the champagne room without seeing me first!”

Bin was a bit more cheery than expected, though. When asked about his thoughts on the surprise elective surgery, he commented, “My guy was just thrilled to get so much action in one night! My jock had an assist, a blocked shot, and the player of the game award! He hasn’t been this busy since my wedding night!”

From the MNL Journal of Medicine, this is Carlos Antonio Machismo.