The bill on the marquee in front of Viking Arena read “Clash of the Titans”. A match pitting the top two MNL Spring League teams with an automatic bid to the Finals in the balance. The mighty Spitfires thoroughly trounced the Frontenacs in a decisive 7-2 drubbing. All three stars of the night come from this game…
- Charles Big Cat Machi – Played out of his mind. Scored a beauty and was always in the proper position. “He’s deadly in the slot…probably smoked some catnip before the game” said team architect DougE Milson. Charles draft stock is rapidly climbing for the upcoming MNL entry draft.
- Peso Monette – The move he made dangling a Frontenac defender where he one handedly went through the legs earned him the second star. He also contributed with a tally or two. The confidence he garnered from playing with Proctor last year has not dwindled. Peso has become a force to be reckoned with. Pregame VapeD commented to referee Bin that “If Peso fucks with me eyes gonna kills him”. Unfortunately Peso was on such a tear he could not be touched by the diminutive forward.
- Jeremy Cowboy Coan – Not one, not two but three goals last night for the big fella. Post game he received the keys to the stunning Hat Trick Club lounge. Coan’s ability to use his large frame and his touch around the net gave Frontenac goalie Cam Clawz Clause fits all night. “Next to raising the Stanley Keg, this is the greatest hockey moment of my life” said Coaner from the VIP room located in the palatial lounge.
Not much of a surprise in the late game as the Stick Figures ousted the Must Be Nice squad from playoff contention. “Even with perennial winner Proctor on the roster we kicked their ass” commented physical specimen Brian Pearcy. “By the way… I am available for fitness motivation and instruction if Whoop ever wants to get in shape”.
Dickie Dunn
