MNL Stocks Tumble Amid Looming US Trade War with China

Monday Night Lights Hockey (NYSE:MNLH) stocks declined for a fourth straight trading session Thursday after President Trump said China’s government “broke the deal” on trade.

League investments began the week strong after the long-awaited announcement of new league franchise, the Tigers. However investor delights quickly faded due to concerns around 2019 jersey colors. Questions arose of whether or not the league’s apparel designer, Dangle Sauce, would be able to coordinate the design and delivery of an additional 11 jerseys with suppliers in China in time for the start of the season as trade tensions with the US continue to worsen.

Unconfirmed rumors that the Otto family franchise Northstars plan to use gambling winnings to sponsor a Northstars’ “Alt-White” version of their team’s sweater also raised eyebrows and added to the stock’s volatility.

Matters were made even more dire before the closing bell Tuesday afternoon with yet another curveball from the MNL Ivory Tower – sale of the Ducks franchise to Mexican drug-profiteering billionaires (pesos, not dollars) Timón Don Frio and Bríon Bústa. President Trump had a shit fit and tweeted 17 times in 4 minutes, clamoring “Mexico will pay for this!”, between bites of his double cheeseburgers.

“MNL Ivory Tower has gone total off the “deep” end. Poopy @pantydropper will not be getting any MEDALS OF FREEDOM from me anytime soon!!”

– @realPieceOfWork

Expect more on trade negotiations and how US markets may be affected as President Trump’s Friday deadline for more tariffs on imports from China and the Monday Night Lights Fall 2019 Draft approaches.

Reihen Garin Adelhard Schniedelwichsen is an MNLHN Investing Columnist and a Senior Analyst at The Top Cheddar Group, Inc.