Byline: Office of Dionne Warwick (young guys look her up)

The league has been paired down to only four team still eligible to hoist the Stanley Keg. We are only hours away from the semis starting and I offer you my predictions….

Ducks v North Stars: The fact that the North Stars finished in second place above the Ducks means nothing. Throw out the records when these two teams meet. The green and yellow started the year off as gang busters. The quack attack is now the hottest team in the league. Led by Hat Trick Lounge aficionado @pniphoratos and @ctaylor14 , the Ducks won’t be stopped. Quality goaltending and secondary scoring from @Busta and @Tim D’Onofrio will send the Stars to the golf course. Look for the flying Otto Brothers to put up a gallant fight but this will be a short series. Ducks in 2.

Whalers v Nordiques: Can any team derail the baby blue? The short answer is NOPE! The top line in the league @pauly @Peso and @hardyparty92 will steam roll the Whale. Look for the Diques to pepper newly acquired @Tom Leader . He will see more rubber than the chick from Pure Hockey you guys talk about. The Whalers only hope is for everyone to play above their abilities. The Diques will make quick work of the green and blue to set up a titanic finals versus the Ducks. Nordiques sweep in 2.

Don’t even bother playing the games, it’s already written in stone.

Dickie Dunn