Semi-Finals Predictions

Byline: Office of Dionne Warwick (young guys look her up) The league has been paired down to only four team still eligible to hoist the Stanley Keg. We are only hours away from the semis starting and I offer you my predictions…. Ducks v North Stars: The fact that the North

ESPN Mock Draft 1.0 Second Round

Byline: Bristol, CT ESPN released the first round picks yesterday. The biggest surprises where Pistol going second overall and the back door deal the Nordiques pulled off to acquire @youngtr7. @pantydropper commented on the shocking pick, “not only did we get the best Dman in the league but we also made

Monday Night Lights Announces Expansion Plans for 2020

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Monday Night Lights will be expanding for the 2019-2020 season. A 7th team will be added to the league. Teams will have a bye every 7 weeks. Scorekeeping and reffing will be handled by bye week players. Additionally, bye week players will be able

ESPN The Ocho Releases Mock Draft

Byline: Bristol, CT One of the most exciting days on the Detroit Lions football schedule is the day after they are eliminated from the playoff race. Fans of the Lions immediately look towards the next draft. The Seals and Americans are experiencing the same feelings today. As a result, ESPN’s Mel

Ducks Show Might; Flags at Half Mast for Americans

The Ducks on Monday night at Hazel Park Ice Arena decimated the diminutive denizens who once declared independence from Great Britain. In a strong showing, the Ducks put up three on the Americans, one of which in the first shift, to win 3-0, taking the best-of-one playoff series in the

An Icon Announces Retirement

Byline: Sunny Acres Retirement Home The end of an era is rapidly approaching. During a hastily scheduled press conference, top 15 in points scorer, @hal announce the retirement of his Mega 10/90 skates. "These wheels have dutifully served me since 1991. We've seen good times, we scored seven goals together this

2018-2019 All Star Game, MNL Winter Classic Announced

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE The 2019 Monday Night Lights All Star Game will be played under the lights* at the MNL Winter Classic, as MNL's greatest will weather the elements at On The Dunes Hockey Arena in Commerce Charter Twp, MI on March 2nd. The game will be played at 5pm and last 1.5