Byline: Office of Dionne Warwick (young guys look her up) The league has been paired down to only four team still eligible to hoist the Stanley Keg. We are only hours away from the semis starting and I offer you my predictions…. Ducks v North Stars: The fact that the North
Month: February 2019
ESPN Mock Draft 1.0 Second Round
Byline: Bristol, CT ESPN released the first round picks yesterday. The biggest surprises where Pistol going second overall and the back door deal the Nordiques pulled off to acquire @youngtr7. @pantydropper commented on the shocking pick, “not only did we get the best Dman in the league but we also made
Monday Night Lights Announces Expansion Plans for 2020
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Monday Night Lights will be expanding for the 2019-2020 season. A 7th team will be added to the league. Teams will have a bye every 7 weeks. Scorekeeping and reffing will be handled by bye week players. Additionally, bye week players will be able
ESPN The Ocho Releases Mock Draft
Byline: Bristol, CT One of the most exciting days on the Detroit Lions football schedule is the day after they are eliminated from the playoff race. Fans of the Lions immediately look towards the next draft. The Seals and Americans are experiencing the same feelings today. As a result, ESPN’s Mel
Ducks Show Might; Flags at Half Mast for Americans
An Icon Announces Retirement
Byline: Sunny Acres Retirement Home The end of an era is rapidly approaching. During a hastily scheduled press conference, top 15 in points scorer, @hal announce the retirement of his Mega 10/90 skates. "These wheels have dutifully served me since 1991. We've seen good times, we scored seven goals together this
2018-2019 All Star Game, MNL Winter Classic Announced
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE The 2019 Monday Night Lights All Star Game will be played under the lights* at the MNL Winter Classic, as MNL's greatest will weather the elements at On The Dunes Hockey Arena in Commerce Charter Twp, MI on March 2nd. The game will be played at 5pm and last 1.5