The Time Traveler’s Wife Center
Ducks General Manager Doc Busta has been looking to elude the Wednesday Trade deadline (and the second law of thermodynamics) by attempting the leagues first Temporal Trade.
After completing his mail in Capsule Corp ® time machine, Busta begins his dangerous journey into the past.
All was not well though, his aim was a bit off and instead of finding an spry 18 year old Greco warrior, he found an 8 year old αγόρι playing a game of σχοινακι.
- “He’s not too sharp yet, but it’s fine. I only need him to count to hat trick.”
League Commissioner Jeremy Drager, not wanting to get walked by a child, was quick to squash the proposed swap. “I don’t care what labor laws were at the turn of the century, he’s not playing in our league!” ~ J. Drager.
Not to be detoured, Busta braves the Wibbley Wobbley once more and was able to successfully complete the trade.
To not violate the leagues very strict 1:1 trade rules as well as to not create a paradox, The Veteran Pete was forced to reprise his role of High School senior. He was last heard vowing to show Peso “How it’s done” before popping his Jean jacket Collar and listening to Rush’s “Tom Sawyer” on repeat.
MNL Insider Matt Fazolé Reporting.
