Berkley Police arrested a young Latino boy at 3:30pm Tuesday afternoon in North Berkley while exiting a home.  Police were called after local neighbors saw him easily walk into the home and leave a few minutes later with new gloves.  The neighbors immediately identified him as riff-raff and contacted authorities.

The criminal identified himself as Brian Bustamante, claiming he lived “Downriver”, most likely referring to the Rio Grande.  He claimed he went to retrieve gloves because he forgot his at home, most likely black leather gloves for contract killing.  Bustamante claims he was given permission from “The Pantydropper”; however, police are unaware of this drug kingpin he speaks of.  He exclaimed he was excited to wear his “Diques Blue”, probably the gang colors of this new Woodward Corridor gangster, “The PantyDropper”.

Bustamante will be detained until a preset court date.  Police Chief Aaron Riley told reporters there was a sleeping woman inside, most likely Bustamante’s target for human trafficking.  Riley continued to say the the property’s guard dog ignored the intruder and simply went up for pets after the “alleged” “hockey gloves” were “stolen”

Keeping the Berkley streets clean and White, this is MNLHL Senior Report Jarómy Drágr reporting.